
Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Ha! Fucking Wally
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
You should change your avatar, right?Mickey wrote:But see that's exactly why I'm resistant to the anti-Florida discourse--not really much dumber than what happened 30 minutes outside of Denver on Sunday, or the reopen protests in Philadelphia last week, but it allows folks to be like "ah, batshit Florida" and exceptionalize it, hiding the fact that there are batshit, raving morons in every single state.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Haha the dude in the mirrorSelf wrote:doug rr wrote:anyway, back on topic..this virus sucks
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
knee tunes wrote:Haha the dude in the mirrorSelf wrote:doug rr wrote:anyway, back on topic..this virus sucks
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
ha look at this 'open the country' whacko who supports gun control-wait, wah?!?B wrote:![]()
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
They're also waiting for the dumbells to come out of the courthouseDonald wrote:Isn't this protest kinda counter-productive? They've just shown that squats and push-ups can be done...…..anywhereMickey wrote:As someone from Florida who has lived all over the country I'm resistant to the Florida-man discourse, there's just as many crazies in Arkansas and Nevada and New York, but...
While I'm not opposed to any of these protest cretins shuffling off the ol' mortal coil, my aging parents live in Clearwater so I really, truly hope these people fucking eat it sooner rather than later!
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Interestingly I was in Clearwater in March, right as all this started blowing up. I passed by that court house and there was about two blocks of Trump supporters having a pep rally, for the lack of a better word, just before the primary,Mickey wrote:As someone from Florida who has lived all over the country I'm resistant to the Florida-man discourse, there's just as many crazies in Arkansas and Nevada and New York, but...
While I'm not opposed to any of these protest cretins shuffling off the ol' mortal coil, my aging parents live in Clearwater so I really, truly hope these people fucking eat it sooner rather than later!
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Despite Early Warnings, U.S. Took Months To Expand Swab Production For COVID-19 Test
https://www.npr.org/2020/05/12/85393014 ... ovid-19-te
But fuck me if it doesn't make me want to join team verb_to_trust when I'd rather be on team whisky_tits_gif
Rush hour exists again where I'm at in Texas. I've never felt repeated bouts of disgust before this week.
https://www.npr.org/2020/05/12/85393014 ... ovid-19-te
I know this is really nothing new when you get down to it. Confirms the obvious?[In the U.S.] But despite warnings about supply shortages by health experts and governors at least as early as February, the federal government took until late April to ramp up domestic production of swabs — a universal ingredient in the most common type of COVID-19 test.
But fuck me if it doesn't make me want to join team verb_to_trust when I'd rather be on team whisky_tits_gif
Rush hour exists again where I'm at in Texas. I've never felt repeated bouts of disgust before this week.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Absolutely correct. I live in Oregon, and most people think Oregon=Portland. However, I can assure you I live in a moronic hellscape of white-trash conservatives the likes of which would make the panhandle green with envy.Mickey wrote:But see that's exactly why I'm resistant to the anti-Florida discourse--not really much dumber than what happened 30 minutes outside of Denver on Sunday, or the reopen protests in Philadelphia last week, but it allows folks to be like "ah, batshit Florida" and exceptionalize it, hiding the fact that there are batshit, raving morons in every single state.
They are everywhere. And they are loud. And they have guns. And Facebook accounts.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Yeah, I lived in Nevada for four years so I got a good taste of west coast loonies. Don't have a ton of personal experience with Oregon but I had friends from there who talked about how nuts it could get, and obviously there's the Bundy family connection. Now we live in Pennsylvania and--surprise!--crazy people here too.Superblood Wolfmoon wrote:Absolutely correct. I live in Oregon, and most people think Oregon=Portland. However, I can assure you I live in a moronic hellscape of white-trash conservatives the likes of which would make the panhandle green with envy.Mickey wrote:But see that's exactly why I'm resistant to the anti-Florida discourse--not really much dumber than what happened 30 minutes outside of Denver on Sunday, or the reopen protests in Philadelphia last week, but it allows folks to be like "ah, batshit Florida" and exceptionalize it, hiding the fact that there are batshit, raving morons in every single state.
They are everywhere. And they are loud. And they have guns. And Facebook accounts.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Look, y'all don't have to tell me. I grew up in Kansas!
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Pennsylvania or Cambridge, MA?Mickey wrote:Yeah, I lived in Nevada for four years so I got a good taste of west coast loonies. Don't have a ton of personal experience with Oregon but I had friends from there who talked about how nuts it could get, and obviously there's the Bundy family connection. Now we live in Pennsylvania and--surprise!--crazy people here too.Superblood Wolfmoon wrote:Absolutely correct. I live in Oregon, and most people think Oregon=Portland. However, I can assure you I live in a moronic hellscape of white-trash conservatives the likes of which would make the panhandle green with envy.Mickey wrote:But see that's exactly why I'm resistant to the anti-Florida discourse--not really much dumber than what happened 30 minutes outside of Denver on Sunday, or the reopen protests in Philadelphia last week, but it allows folks to be like "ah, batshit Florida" and exceptionalize it, hiding the fact that there are batshit, raving morons in every single state.
They are everywhere. And they are loud. And they have guns. And Facebook accounts.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Did Romney lay the smack down on the Admiral for boasting about doing more tests per capita than any other country, and jumping in front of South Korea?
But basically S. Korea accomplished this feat in 1/4 the time?
But basically S. Korea accomplished this feat in 1/4 the time?
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As of this morning we are 42nd in per capita testing. We were in the thirties until late last week. We fell further behind.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Fuck you! Ask China!McParadigm wrote:As of this morning we are 42nd in per capita testing. We were in the thirties until late last week. We fell further behind.
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On the other hand, we have 4% of the world population, but 28% of all COVID deaths.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
McParadigm wrote:On the other hand, we have 4% of the world population, but 28% of all COVID deaths.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Not for long!McParadigm wrote:On the other hand, we have 4% of the world population, but 28% of all COVID deaths.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/team-trum ... ref=scroll
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Orange man's negligence means we will never catch up to the Faeroe Islands! This is a highly relevant statistic!B wrote:Fuck you! Ask China!McParadigm wrote:As of this morning we are 42nd in per capita testing. We were in the thirties until late last week. We fell further behind.
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