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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:10 am
by doug rr
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:12 am
by wease
Ha! Fucking Wally

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:19 am
by knee tunes
Mickey wrote:But see that's exactly why I'm resistant to the anti-Florida discourse--not really much dumber than what happened 30 minutes outside of Denver on Sunday, or the reopen protests in Philadelphia last week, but it allows folks to be like "ah, batshit Florida" and exceptionalize it, hiding the fact that there are batshit, raving morons in every single state.
You should change your avatar, right?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:20 am
by knee tunes
Self wrote:
doug rr wrote:anyway, back on topic..this virus sucks
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Haha the dude in the mirror

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:35 am
by 96583UP
knee tunes wrote:
Self wrote:
doug rr wrote:anyway, back on topic..this virus sucks
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Haha the dude in the mirror
:haha:

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:40 am
by 96583UP
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ha look at this 'open the country' whacko who supports gun control-wait, wah?!?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:55 am
by knee tunes
Donald wrote:
Mickey wrote:As someone from Florida who has lived all over the country I'm resistant to the Florida-man discourse, there's just as many crazies in Arkansas and Nevada and New York, but...
While I'm not opposed to any of these protest cretins shuffling off the ol' mortal coil, my aging parents live in Clearwater so I really, truly hope these people fucking eat it sooner rather than later!
Isn't this protest kinda counter-productive? They've just shown that squats and push-ups can be done...…..anywhere
They're also waiting for the dumbells to come out of the courthouse

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:20 am
by Biff Pocoroba
Mickey wrote:As someone from Florida who has lived all over the country I'm resistant to the Florida-man discourse, there's just as many crazies in Arkansas and Nevada and New York, but...
While I'm not opposed to any of these protest cretins shuffling off the ol' mortal coil, my aging parents live in Clearwater so I really, truly hope these people fucking eat it sooner rather than later!
Interestingly I was in Clearwater in March, right as all this started blowing up. I passed by that court house and there was about two blocks of Trump supporters having a pep rally, for the lack of a better word, just before the primary,

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 3:37 am
by The Town
Despite Early Warnings, U.S. Took Months To Expand Swab Production For COVID-19 Test
https://www.npr.org/2020/05/12/85393014 ... ovid-19-te
[In the U.S.] But despite warnings about supply shortages by health experts and governors at least as early as February, the federal government took until late April to ramp up domestic production of swabs — a universal ingredient in the most common type of COVID-19 test.
I know this is really nothing new when you get down to it. Confirms the obvious?
But fuck me if it doesn't make me want to join team verb_to_trust when I'd rather be on team whisky_tits_gif

Rush hour exists again where I'm at in Texas. I've never felt repeated bouts of disgust before this week.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 3:38 am
by Superblood Wolfmoon
Mickey wrote:But see that's exactly why I'm resistant to the anti-Florida discourse--not really much dumber than what happened 30 minutes outside of Denver on Sunday, or the reopen protests in Philadelphia last week, but it allows folks to be like "ah, batshit Florida" and exceptionalize it, hiding the fact that there are batshit, raving morons in every single state.
Absolutely correct. I live in Oregon, and most people think Oregon=Portland. However, I can assure you I live in a moronic hellscape of white-trash conservatives the likes of which would make the panhandle green with envy.

They are everywhere. And they are loud. And they have guns. And Facebook accounts.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 4:33 am
by Mickey
Superblood Wolfmoon wrote:
Mickey wrote:But see that's exactly why I'm resistant to the anti-Florida discourse--not really much dumber than what happened 30 minutes outside of Denver on Sunday, or the reopen protests in Philadelphia last week, but it allows folks to be like "ah, batshit Florida" and exceptionalize it, hiding the fact that there are batshit, raving morons in every single state.
Absolutely correct. I live in Oregon, and most people think Oregon=Portland. However, I can assure you I live in a moronic hellscape of white-trash conservatives the likes of which would make the panhandle green with envy.

They are everywhere. And they are loud. And they have guns. And Facebook accounts.
Yeah, I lived in Nevada for four years so I got a good taste of west coast loonies. Don't have a ton of personal experience with Oregon but I had friends from there who talked about how nuts it could get, and obviously there's the Bundy family connection. Now we live in Pennsylvania and--surprise!--crazy people here too.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 12:33 pm
by epilogue
Look, y'all don't have to tell me. I grew up in Kansas!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:20 pm
by Bi_3
Mickey wrote:
Superblood Wolfmoon wrote:
Mickey wrote:But see that's exactly why I'm resistant to the anti-Florida discourse--not really much dumber than what happened 30 minutes outside of Denver on Sunday, or the reopen protests in Philadelphia last week, but it allows folks to be like "ah, batshit Florida" and exceptionalize it, hiding the fact that there are batshit, raving morons in every single state.
Absolutely correct. I live in Oregon, and most people think Oregon=Portland. However, I can assure you I live in a moronic hellscape of white-trash conservatives the likes of which would make the panhandle green with envy.

They are everywhere. And they are loud. And they have guns. And Facebook accounts.
Yeah, I lived in Nevada for four years so I got a good taste of west coast loonies. Don't have a ton of personal experience with Oregon but I had friends from there who talked about how nuts it could get, and obviously there's the Bundy family connection. Now we live in Pennsylvania and--surprise!--crazy people here too.
Pennsylvania or Cambridge, MA?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:13 pm
by blueviper
Did Romney lay the smack down on the Admiral for boasting about doing more tests per capita than any other country, and jumping in front of South Korea?

But basically S. Korea accomplished this feat in 1/4 the time?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:37 pm
by McParadigm
As of this morning we are 42nd in per capita testing. We were in the thirties until late last week. We fell further behind.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:42 pm
by B
McParadigm wrote:As of this morning we are 42nd in per capita testing. We were in the thirties until late last week. We fell further behind.
Fuck you! Ask China!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:54 pm
by McParadigm
On the other hand, we have 4% of the world population, but 28% of all COVID deaths.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:57 pm
by Hatfield
McParadigm wrote:On the other hand, we have 4% of the world population, but 28% of all COVID deaths.

WINNING!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:59 pm
by Simple Torture
McParadigm wrote:On the other hand, we have 4% of the world population, but 28% of all COVID deaths.
Not for long!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/team-trum ... ref=scroll

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 3:13 pm
by Bi_3
B wrote:
McParadigm wrote:As of this morning we are 42nd in per capita testing. We were in the thirties until late last week. We fell further behind.
Fuck you! Ask China!
Orange man's negligence means we will never catch up to the Faeroe Islands! This is a highly relevant statistic!