Red Mosquito

You sure do like shrimp stir fry.

shrimp is great because you can just keep it in the freezer and if you put it in some warm water it thaws in just a couple minutes

I might add a little honey next time, and keep the heat just as it as.

no fucking way

wat

nothing

The honey, Pete. The honey.

i'm just spitballing here, thought a little sweetness added might balance it out a bit, but what do i know?

man, the next thing you know people will be spreading avocado on their toast

wat

It's a joke referencing how popular avocado toast has become.

Like, just avocado on a piece of toast?

Yep. Just avocado smeared on toast. Some places tart it up, sure. But mostly just that.

I’ve come around on avocado, but I don’t think I’d like that.

some places here charge $18 for it on 2 pieces of bread..its a thing

Oh, man, it's like the biggest deal in the world in NYC. Every fucking place has it. There are even some places that will give it to you free of charge if you bring in paperwork showing that you're a homeowner. I'm not kidding.

durdencommatyler wrote:Oh, man, it's like the biggest deal in the world in NYC. Every fucking place has it. There are even some places that will give it to you free of charge if you bring in paperwork showing that you're a homeowner. I'm not kidding.

wtf?

doug rr wrote:some places here charge $18 for it on 2 pieces of bread..its a thing

Jesus Christ. An avocado is like 75 cents. And two pieces of bread is, what, 17 cents? That’s fucking insane.

wease wrote:

doug rr wrote:some places here charge $18 for it on 2 pieces of bread..its a thing

Jesus Christ. An avocado is like 75 cents. And two pieces of bread is, what, 17 cents? That’s fucking insane.

its the only way i can get into skinny jeans now wease