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Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:21 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore
Have you considered trying mock drafts?
do i have to listen to mel kiper?
No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:22 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore
Have you considered trying mock drafts?
do i have to listen to mel kiper?
No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".
sounds naughty.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:23 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:sometimes i fantasize about playing left tackle, protecting the franchise QB, opening holes for our running backs who've got an incredible breakaway speed, like fred taylor had.
then i snap out of and realize i'm better off watching.
that's my fantasy. thanks for coming along.
That's very humble of you, not wanting to play a star position.
I never played organized football, but in backyard, flag, etc...free safety or corner were definitely my favorite. I love interceptions, but also just not letting the QB have an easy throw to a receiver.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:23 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore
Have you considered trying mock drafts?
do i have to listen to mel kiper?
No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".
sounds naughty.
It's honestly not.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:24 am
by doug rr
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore
Have you considered trying mock drafts?
do i have to listen to mel kiper?
No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".
when was the last time your wore a mock turtlneck?
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:27 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:sometimes i fantasize about playing left tackle, protecting the franchise QB, opening holes for our running backs who've got an incredible breakaway speed, like fred taylor had.
then i snap out of and realize i'm better off watching.
that's my fantasy. thanks for coming along.
That's very humble of you, not wanting to play a star position.
I never played organized football, but in backyard, flag, etc...free safety or corner were definitely my favorite. I love interceptions, but also just not letting the QB have an easy throw to a receiver.
yeah, safety is great. even knocking down passes is worth it.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:29 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore
Have you considered trying mock drafts?
do i have to listen to mel kiper?
No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".
when was the last time your wore a mock turtlneck?
1997
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:30 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:sometimes i fantasize about playing left tackle, protecting the franchise QB, opening holes for our running backs who've got an incredible breakaway speed, like fred taylor had.
then i snap out of and realize i'm better off watching.
that's my fantasy. thanks for coming along.
That's very humble of you, not wanting to play a star position.
I never played organized football, but in backyard, flag, etc...free safety or corner were definitely my favorite. I love interceptions, but also just not letting the QB have an easy throw to a receiver.
yeah, safety is great. even knocking down passes is worth it.
Did you play Madden on SNES?
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:33 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:sometimes i fantasize about playing left tackle, protecting the franchise QB, opening holes for our running backs who've got an incredible breakaway speed, like fred taylor had.
then i snap out of and realize i'm better off watching.
that's my fantasy. thanks for coming along.
That's very humble of you, not wanting to play a star position.
I never played organized football, but in backyard, flag, etc...free safety or corner were definitely my favorite. I love interceptions, but also just not letting the QB have an easy throw to a receiver.
yeah, safety is great. even knocking down passes is worth it.
Did you play Madden on SNES?
i played on the sega genesis.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 2:19 pm
by elliseamos
Mock draft simulator is a good one, doug.
LT is a glamorous position. Give me FB/MLB everyday. That's what I always made myself in Playstation Madden.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 2:36 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Let’s start a football team, guys.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:17 pm
by doug rr
i can throw a tight spiral but can't take a hit anymore
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:18 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
doug rr wrote:i can throw a tight spiral but can't take a hit anymore
We will toughen you up.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:20 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Somebody put together a depth chart
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:24 pm
by doug rr
1: jacoby brisset
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:33 pm
by dad
i can't take a hit anymore either. i can pour gatorade in some mouths though.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 3:59 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Put some pads on pussy
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 4:03 pm
by dad
like sanitary napkins?
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 5:50 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Yes.
Re: Fantasy Football Discussion
Posted: Fri July 22, 2022 6:06 pm
by elliseamos
I'm in. Who do I get to deck first?!