Red Mosquito

epilogue wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

epilogue wrote:1st league draft tonight.

And I also joined a third fucking league today.

Godspeed. I draft tomorrow night in my main league. I’m not even sure my other will be playing.

Good luck tomorrow!

I have done exactly zero preparation for tonight.

It’s probably better that way. I’ve done 50 mock drafts just because drafting is fun as hell.

general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

In my league of record the winner gets a trophy. The loser gets what we can The Cassel Cup. It's a sippy cup. And you have to drink the first beer/whiskey/etc from that during the first game of the following season.

In my secondary league (the one In drafting in tonight) the winner gets a trophy. Nothing for the loser except massive ridicule.

I have no idea what this new league I just joined is gonna do. Probably nothing. Send pretty chill.

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$25,000 total purse.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$25,000 total purse.

embarrassing.

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$25,000 total purse.

embarrassing.

It’s a Louis Vuitton

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$25,000 total purse.

embarrassing.

It’s a Louis Vuitton

that's hot.

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$25,000 total purse.

embarrassing.

It’s a Louis Vuitton

that's hot.

Stick ur butt in it.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$25,000 total purse.

embarrassing.

It’s a Louis Vuitton

that's hot.

Stick ur butt in it.

also hot.

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$25,000 total purse.

embarrassing.

It’s a Louis Vuitton

that's hot.

Stick ur butt in it.

also hot.

A lot of eroticism going on here.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$25,000 total purse.

embarrassing.

It’s a Louis Vuitton

that's hot.

Stick ur butt in it.

also hot.

A lot of eroticism going on here.

fantasies are meant to be fulfilled on and off the gridiron, len.

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

$100 for first place. Smaller payouts for 2nd place and regular season total points winner (I think). Last place just gets last place.

Last gets 1st pick the following year.

First gets $400, second gets $100, 3rd gets their buy-in money back.

Then there's a weekly high score payout, which, if one were to win twice they'd get their buy-in money back, I think.

just finished my draft

Monkey_Driven wrote:just finished my draft

Go on..

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:just finished my draft

Go on..

I'm just glad my wife reminded me it was tonight.

Monkey_Driven wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:just finished my draft

Go on..

I'm just glad my wife reminded me it was tonight.

Who is your tight end?

From last night's draft:

QB:
Jalen Hurts

RBs:
Derrick Henry
David Montgomery
Chase Edmonds
Devin Singletary
Isiah Pacheco
Rachaad White

WRs:
Mike Evans
Michael Pittman Jr
DeVonta Smith
Kadarius Toney
Chris Olave

TEs:
Cole Kmet
Jody Fortson

K:
Dustin Hopkins

Def:
San Francisco

Yahoo gave this a "B". More like "B" for Bills. Didn't realize I had so many teammates until after the draft.

QB
Mahomes
Fields

RB
Aaron Jones
Eli Mitchell
James Cook
Devin Singletary

WR
S. Diggs
A. Robinson II
R. Bateman
R. Woods
N. Collins
I. McKenzie

TE
Z. Ertz

D
Dallas

K
T. Bass

dad wrote:general questions for you fantastical fantasy folks...

what does the overall winner in your league receive? a trophy? a championship belt? respect?

what happens to those who finish in last place? is it something embarrassing?

money. trophy. respect. the lox wrote a song about it.

both of my leagues have trophy's and have been going on for over a decade, so the name plate areas are pretty filled and look awesome. the league i am the commish, i actually lost the trophy for like 6 years and just found it last year lol. i didn't tell anyone, i just sent it to the winner with all the updated name plates. it was hilarious.

winners usually end up between $700-1K, 2nd is like 2-400ish and 3rd gets buy in money back.

first draft:
QB:
Russell Wilson

RBs:
Travis Etienne Jr.
Clyde Edwards-Helaire
Miles Sanders
Nyheim Gines
Kenneth Gainwell
Isiah Pacheco

WRs:
Justin Jefferson
Keenan Allen
Christian Kirk
Chase Claypool
Robert Woods
Jarvis Landry

TE:
Mark Andrews

D:
Chargers

K
Jake Elliot

lamar jackson getting picked 2 picks before i was gonna take him fucked me all up. i waited a couple more rounds for wilson, then i took like 4 WRs in a row. i'm actually pretty happy with my RBs despite their early season ranking. jefferson has the chance to lead the league in fantasy points.