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Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 8:53 am
by Anders
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:We'll get the Tool album first. Then PJ will give up an announcement an indefinite hiatus that will last 3 decades.
2020 - Lost Dogs 2
2021 - 30 Year anniversary edition of Ten remixed by Tchad Blake.
2023 - Stone Gossard dies from dysentery
2027 - Mike and Boom die in a plane crash on a trip to Thailand to "enjoy the customs and people".
2031 - 40 year anniversary edition of Ten re-remixed by B'OB.
2036 - Matt beats up Ed over royalty arguments
2041 - Ed wakes up from coma, induced by beating. Due to severe brain damage, he remixes Ten and re-releases it off his own bat. It sounds like animals mating.
2042 - Ed dies from Polio.
2051 - Matt completely re-records Ten under the band name "Euphemism For Semen". He plays all instruments and vocals. Album goes quadruple platinum.
Really glad that we got Lost Dogs 2. Happy ending.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 10:37 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
Bammer wrote:2052: And Jeff was last seen skateboarding at a park off Highway 99 in Mountlake Terrace?
Spot on. That's after changing his name to Derrick and moving to San Francisco.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 11:24 am
by liebzz
Anders wrote:Sgt. Crackpot wrote:We'll get the Tool album first. Then PJ will give up an announcement an indefinite hiatus that will last 3 decades.
2020 - Lost Dogs 2
2021 - 30 Year anniversary edition of Ten remixed by Tchad Blake.
2023 - Stone Gossard dies from dysentery
2027 - Mike and Boom die in a plane crash on a trip to Thailand to "enjoy the customs and people".
2031 - 40 year anniversary edition of Ten re-remixed by B'OB.
2036 - Matt beats up Ed over royalty arguments
2041 - Ed wakes up from coma, induced by beating. Due to severe brain damage, he remixes Ten and re-releases it off his own bat. It sounds like animals mating.
2042 - Ed dies from Polio.
2051 - Matt completely re-records Ten under the band name "Euphemism For Semen". He plays all instruments and vocals. Album goes quadruple platinum.
Really glad that we got Lost Dogs 2. Happy ending.
You win on the Tool front since they announced the release date last night
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 11:29 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
liebzz wrote:Anders wrote:Sgt. Crackpot wrote:We'll get the Tool album first. Then PJ will give up an announcement an indefinite hiatus that will last 3 decades.
2020 - Lost Dogs 2
2021 - 30 Year anniversary edition of Ten remixed by Tchad Blake.
2023 - Stone Gossard dies from dysentery
2027 - Mike and Boom die in a plane crash on a trip to Thailand to "enjoy the customs and people".
2031 - 40 year anniversary edition of Ten re-remixed by B'OB.
2036 - Matt beats up Ed over royalty arguments
2041 - Ed wakes up from coma, induced by beating. Due to severe brain damage, he remixes Ten and re-releases it off his own bat. It sounds like animals mating.
2042 - Ed dies from Polio.
2051 - Matt completely re-records Ten under the band name "Euphemism For Semen". He plays all instruments and vocals. Album goes quadruple platinum.
Really glad that we got Lost Dogs 2. Happy ending.
You win on the Tool front since they announced the release date last night
Get ready to tick the rest off too, dude.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 1:45 pm
by bune
Wouldn't Mike be a better candidate for dysentery since he has Chron's?
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 1:52 pm
by dimejinky99
Firstly I’m blown away this thread is 272 pages long.
Tells it’s own story.
But mainly, now we’re wishing them death.
I guess it had to happen.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 1:57 pm
by VinylGuy
Matt is in Japan.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 2:38 pm
by evenslow
VinylGuy wrote:Matt is in Japan.
saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 3:35 pm
by Coach
evenslow wrote:VinylGuy wrote:Matt is in Japan.
saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.
Perhaps than can record the new album via a WebEx or some other kind of video conference call. Audio might not be great, but that hasn't stopped them in the past.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 3:48 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
evenslow wrote:
saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.
Jupiturning Mist
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 3:48 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Why Io
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 4:30 pm
by bune
Coach wrote:evenslow wrote:VinylGuy wrote:Matt is in Japan.
saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.
Perhaps than can record the new album via a
WebEx or some other kind of video conference call. Audio might not be great, but that hasn't stopped them in the past.
Fuck you're evil.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 4:51 pm
by Coach
bune wrote:Coach wrote:evenslow wrote:VinylGuy wrote:Matt is in Japan.
saw this too. doesn't necessarily bode well with ed leaving for europa soon. what a joke.
Perhaps than can record the new album via a
WebEx or some other kind of video conference call. Audio might not be great, but that hasn't stopped them in the past.
Fuck you're evil.
I hate WebEx like a passion but my work is trying to replace it with Teams and it's not a great replacement
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 5:04 pm
by bune
I have a WebEx starting in four minutes. ugh.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 5:16 pm
by Jorge
Gotowebinar is better
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 5:22 pm
by Coach
I've gravitated to the 30 minute meeting rule meaning all the meetings I set up are 30 min or less.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 5:43 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
VinylGuy wrote:Matt is in Japan.
I saw an Instagram post he made of a photo in Tokyo. But in the comments someone said "are you in Tokyo?" to which he replied "I wish".
So maybe those are old photos and he is just reminiscing?
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 5:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
E.H. Ruddock wrote:VinylGuy wrote:Matt is in Japan.
I saw an Instagram post he made of a photo in Tokyo. But in the comments someone said "are you in Tokyo?" to which he replied "I wish".
So maybe those are old photos and he is just reminiscing?
they're fucking with us
new album announcement next month or so
first single tentatively titled "Do You Remember?"
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 6:04 pm
by bune
This WebEx is so frustrating because it says there is one attendee - me - and it makes me feel like I'm the only one here. But the presenter is reading questions from other people and answering their questions so wtf.
Re: 11th album rumors and speculation
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:26 pm
by bodysnatcher
Google Meet, you buttholes