Red Mosquito

the last serving of keto mac and cheese.

What’s in that, cauliflower? That’s a lot of cruciferous, pal… how’s your fart box?

dad wrote:the last serving of keto mac and cheese.

Wow, I didn't think you'd make it

spike wrote:What’s in that, cauliflower? That’s a lot of cruciferous, pal… how’s your fart box?

Yep, cauliflower. Farts are thunderous and commanding.

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:the last serving of keto mac and cheese.

Wow, I didn't think you'd make it

I hope you’ve learned to trust me.

Pizza.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pizza.

Does it have a think crust?

wease wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pizza.

Does it have a think crust?

It's more of a ponder.

Fresh prawns and oysters

I'd eat that

spike wrote:Fresh prawns and oysters

food porn

Taking my oldest and three of his friends to our favorite little restaurant, which is basically a Mexican place. We go there and belly up to the bar, get drinks and usually chips and guac. We went last night for our regular date night, and brought my son some birria tacos, which he loved. We offered to take his friends to dinner since they wee already coming to hang out with him tonight.

dad wrote:Taking my oldest and three of his friends to our favorite little restaurant, which is basically a Mexican place. We go there and belly up to the bar, get drinks and usually chips and guac. We went last night for our regular date night, and brought my son some birria tacos, which he loved. We offered to take his friends to dinner since they wee already coming to hang out with him tonight.

They must have been relieved that you weren't going to make them food with your poop hands.

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:Taking my oldest and three of his friends to our favorite little restaurant, which is basically a Mexican place. We go there and belly up to the bar, get drinks and usually chips and guac. We went last night for our regular date night, and brought my son some birria tacos, which he loved. We offered to take his friends to dinner since they wee already coming to hang out with him tonight.

They must have been relieved that you weren't going to make them food with your poop hands.

Happy New Year, tommy

Mrs Wease wanted to go to the Melting Pot. So we’re going to the Melting Pot.

dad wrote:our favorite little restaurant, which is basically a Mexican place.

What is your go-to order at Chili’s?

Bammer wrote:

dad wrote:our favorite little restaurant, which is basically a Mexican place.

What is your go-to order at Chili’s?

poundtown fajitas.

dad wrote:

Bammer wrote:

dad wrote:our favorite little restaurant, which is basically a Mexican place.

What is your go-to order at Chili’s?

poundtown fajitas.

Do you go beef, veggie, or chicken of the sea?

Bammer wrote:

dad wrote:

Bammer wrote:

dad wrote:our favorite little restaurant, which is basically a Mexican place.

What is your go-to order at Chili’s?

poundtown fajitas.

Do you go beef, veggie, or chicken of the sea?

who am I kidding, I don’t even get fajitas.

A while back (2-3 years?) my dad got me and Mrs. Bam a $100 gift card to Ruth’s Chris steakhouse. Now, steak is absolutely not Mrs. Bam’s thing - not even a little bit. So I told dad we can use it together sometime.

Sometime was tonight. We open the menu and he all but fainted, not realizing that a steak starts at about $60. He was sure $100 would be plenty for dinner for two with some $ to spare.

Lol after the gift card was applied I still paid $112.