The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[bune]

Pretty sure that's a scientology joke but ok, you do you.

[tree_]

Pretty sure that's a scientology joke but ok, you do you.

buddy what's gotten into you lately? we used to be friendly

pretty sure it's obvious we're all making fun of how old she looks compared to cruise... I don't have a problem with it though.. just pointing it out. okay?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tree_]

Pretty sure that's a scientology joke but ok, you do you.

buddy what's gotten into you lately? we used to be friendly

pretty sure it's obvious we're all making fun of how old she looks compared to cruise... I don't have a problem with it though.. just pointing it out. okay?

bune's joke was an obvious Scientology joke though?

making fun of how old she looks simultaneously.. it's hilarious

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tree_]

Pretty sure that's a scientology joke but ok, you do you.

buddy what's gotten into you lately? we used to be friendly

pretty sure it's obvious we're all making fun of how old she looks compared to cruise... I don't have a problem with it though.. just pointing it out. okay?

bune's joke was an obvious Scientology joke though?

making fun of how old she looks simultaneously.. it's hilarious

Her age was the setup, not the punchline. The punchline was that Scientologists are insane.

yeah, sure... but if there weren't something "wrong" with her it wouldn't be funny or make sense

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tree_]

He never intimated there was anything wrong with her. Bada posted the meme about her apparent physical changes next to Cruise's seeming agelessness. The joke isn't that she's old; it's that he's different from everyone else by virtue of his money and value system. If you look at Bada's post and think "Wow she's funny," I think it says more about your worldview than it does the joke maker's intention...

Bune's followup was an obvious play on Cruise's weird devotion to Scientology. Why is this even a little difficult for you guys to understand?

We understand completely. We don't think there's anything funny about her. We think it's funny how old she looks compared to Cruise. If she looked exactly like Cruise or better the joke wouldn't make any sense or be funny.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tree_]

But the same would apply if Cruise looked as old as she did.

I'm about to smash my computer. Enjoy your afternoon, RM.

No. If Cruise looked as old as she did the joke would be more like "I guess those thetans aren't working out for anyone!"

[bune]

Trailers I've seen in the past week:

Top Gun
Lion King
Little mermaid
Aladdin

Original ideas be damned!

Oh oh, and you forgot Charlie's Angels.

[Stickman]

Is it just me or does Jason Mewes not look like Jason Mewes?

[Rangi Guy]

Is it just me or does Jason Mewes not look like Jason Mewes?

Tucked in he does

[VinylGuy]

Super exited about both Halloween movies with the same guys. Fuck, its going to be great.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[E.H. Ruddock]

oh ffs

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[E.H. Ruddock]

So you don't want to go see this with me?

No. But I guess this is the role that Tom Hanks has been building towards his whole career.

[wease]

Jim Parsons would’ve been much better.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.