The Home Improvement Thread
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i watch them when smoking and trimming some cuts of meat...some great big green egg videos out there..
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one day this week i might fix my sink
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our large fern did not fare well while we were gone. i think "planty" is finally done. 
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how was Rome?spike wrote:our large fern did not fare well while we were gone. i think "planty" is finally done.
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great except for the 24 hour stomach bug i caught the first daydoug rr wrote:how was Rome?spike wrote:our large fern did not fare well while we were gone. i think "planty" is finally done.
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My limit is 5 steps and/or 2 tools.Monkey_Driven wrote:Yeah, it really is. Especially when there is a "emergency" or something that can be fixed easily.E.H. Ruddock wrote:youtube is wonderful for DIY home repair
If there's a tool I'm not familiar with, then it looks like it's fu
I've fixed so many doors by shoving toothpicks in the jambi screwholes, it's not even funny.
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We're redoing our kitchen. Not a single thing we've purchased has arrived within the window specified by the seller.
Fuck Lowes. Fuck Home Depot. Fuck the people who make the cabinets. Fuck the people who make the countertop. Fuck LG and Samsung and Fridgidaire. God damn it!
Fuck Lowes. Fuck Home Depot. Fuck the people who make the cabinets. Fuck the people who make the countertop. Fuck LG and Samsung and Fridgidaire. God damn it!
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Two weeks!
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Remodeling a kitchen sounds like a nightmare. Glad it's working out for you!B wrote:We're redoing our kitchen. Not a single thing we've purchased has arrived within the window specified by the seller.
Fuck Lowes. Fuck Home Depot. Fuck the people who make the cabinets. Fuck the people who make the countertop. Fuck LG and Samsung and Fridgidaire. God damn it!
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It's actually not going as badly as I make it sound, but I AM in my 3rd week without countertops in my kitchen. And Lowe's has just delivered my third dented refrigerator.Monkey_Driven wrote:Remodeling a kitchen sounds like a nightmare. Glad it's working out for you!B wrote:We're redoing our kitchen. Not a single thing we've purchased has arrived within the window specified by the seller.
Fuck Lowes. Fuck Home Depot. Fuck the people who make the cabinets. Fuck the people who make the countertop. Fuck LG and Samsung and Fridgidaire. God damn it!
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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I was just thinking how it seemed like you have been avoiding gd but you're not.tragabigzanda wrote:Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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hi tragtragabigzanda wrote:Not avoiding threads per se, just trying to skip threads that don't have an impact on my real life.Dev wrote:I was just thinking how it seemed like you have been avoiding gd but you're not.tragabigzanda wrote:Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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ah, I can see why you would be interested in posting in this thread then.tragabigzanda wrote:Not avoiding threads per se, just trying to skip threads that don't have an impact on my real life.Dev wrote:I was just thinking how it seemed like you have been avoiding gd but you're not.tragabigzanda wrote:Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.
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This isn't so much 'home improvement' as it is 'home maintenance'.tragabigzanda wrote:Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:let's start a new subforum, amirite?tree_ wrote:This isn't so much 'home improvement' as it is 'home maintenance'.tragabigzanda wrote:Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.
I just post all my house problems in the Technical Support forum.