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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Tue April 16, 2024 4:25 pm
by liebzz
Then Pearl Jam responded: “Brendan how was that smokin’ 2 minute jam that makes the whole song pay off!?”
Brendan: “Sorry. I’m fading out here.”
Pearl Jam: “Somebody find me an actual Pearl Jam fan to produce our albums now.”
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Tue April 16, 2024 6:09 pm
by Xsquilax82
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Tue April 16, 2024 6:17 pm
by Release_Me
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Tue April 16, 2024 9:18 pm
by Release_Me
Metacritic page for Dark Matter is up:
https://www.metacritic.com/music/dark-matter/pearl-jam
86 is the current score based on 4 reviews.
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 9:25 am
by Xsquilax82
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 10:27 am
by oneway23
liebzz wrote:Then Pearl Jam responded: “Brendan how was that smokin’ 2 minute jam that makes the whole song pay off!?”
Brendan: “Sorry. I’m fading out here.”
Pearl Jam: “Somebody find me an actual Pearl Jam fan to produce our albums now.”
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 12:21 pm
by joostone
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 12:30 pm
by Val
stoopid cunts made no mention of WFS
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 12:39 pm
by oneway23
"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 12:40 pm
by tommy
oneway23 wrote:
"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
Tommy's getting upset!
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 12:42 pm
by Monkey_Driven
oneway23 wrote:
"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
The subtitle is a contradiction!
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 12:54 pm
by oneway23
tommy wrote:Tommy's getting upset!
Monkey_Driven wrote:The subtitle is a contradiction!
Enough is enough...Let's go raze the NME to the ground!
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 12:56 pm
by Monkey_Driven
oneway23 wrote:tommy wrote:Tommy's getting upset!
Monkey_Driven wrote:The subtitle is a contradiction!
Enough is enough...Let's go raze the NME to the ground!
Or at least get a better editor
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 12:58 pm
by oneway23
Monkey_Driven wrote:oneway23 wrote:tommy wrote:Tommy's getting upset!
Monkey_Driven wrote:The subtitle is a contradiction!
Enough is enough...Let's go raze the NME to the ground!
Or at least get a better editor
A somewhat more reasonable option, admittedly.
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 1:00 pm
by tommy
oneway23 wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:oneway23 wrote:tommy wrote:Tommy's getting upset!
Monkey_Driven wrote:The subtitle is a contradiction!
Enough is enough...Let's go raze the NME to the ground!
Or at least get a better editor
A somewhat more reasonable option, admittedly.
But far less gratifying
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 1:03 pm
by oneway23
tommy wrote:But far less gratifying
Appreciate the support and enthusiasm, tommy!
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 1:10 pm
by igotworms
oneway23 wrote:
"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
NME gave Binaural 5 stars in a glowing review when it was released....
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 1:19 pm
by oneway23
igotworms wrote:oneway23 wrote:
"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
NME gave Binaural 5 stars in a glowing review when it was released....
Their staff writers might wanna go back and re-visit the catalog reviews before writing such drivel next time.
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 1:24 pm
by WaitingForBluey
oneway23 wrote:igotworms wrote:oneway23 wrote:
"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
NME gave Binaural 5 stars in a glowing review when it was released....
Their staff writers might wanna go back and re-visit the catalog reviews before writing such drivel next time.
I'm pretty sure Mr. NME does handle all the reviews by himself.
Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Posted: Wed April 17, 2024 1:37 pm
by oneway23
bluestate wrote:oneway23 wrote:igotworms wrote:oneway23 wrote:
"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
NME gave Binaural 5 stars in a glowing review when it was released....
Their staff writers might wanna go back and re-visit the catalog reviews before writing such drivel next time.
I'm pretty sure Mr. NME does handle all the reviews by himself.
Based on the quality of that writing, an AI drone may be spearheading the entire operation, at this point!