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Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 2:09 am
by 96583UP
again, i haven't seen the movie, because i prefer to spend my days trolling at the bottom of the ocean for decaying organic matter, but from what i have read the following seems like a reasonable synopsis:
- this movie is so brilliant it makes citizen kane look like a hot pockets commercial
- the CGI is so crisp and inspiring it makes heaven look like a cruise ship toilet bowl on the second day of a norovirus outbreak
- the dialogue is so funny the body of robin williams should be exhumed and beaten like a piñata to help humanity cope with how misplaced our previous conception of humor was
- use of the term 'orgy' in front of 13 year olds is not grounds for a childhood #metoo moment, rather it should be encouraged as a family discussion topic
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 5:08 am
by Anders
I don't get that post. Is that humor?
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 6:27 am
by verb_to_trust
Anders wrote:I don't get that post. Is that humor?
What he's getting at is how ridiculous it is that people are jerking each other off so much over a marvel movie.
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 6:29 am
by verb_to_trust
I knew I didn't want to see this movie once Stip wrote one of his 7 paragraph fluff pieces on it. See also: Backspacer
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 6:30 am
by simple schoolboy
- Spoiler: show
- Wakanda buys 3 distressed properties to redevelop? Great, now Wakandans are gentrifiers as well. How did that deal get past Oakland City Council? What sort of allocation for public housing have they included with the plan? Its all good and well for Wakanda, but what about displaced Oaklanders?
Some politician in Oakland, probably.
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 6:53 am
by Anders
verb_to_trust wrote:Anders wrote:I don't get that post. Is that humor?
What he's getting at is how ridiculous it is that people are jerking each other off so much over a marvel movie.
Strange if you haven't even seen it.
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 7:40 am
by swan
LoathedVermin72 wrote:lol I had already had sex before I was 16. 13-year-olds know what orgies are.
Can we acknowledge how f’ed this post is? Congrats on getting laid at 16. I hope you have a daughter one day.
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 1:28 pm
by LoathedVermin72
swan wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:lol I had already had sex before I was 16. 13-year-olds know what orgies are.
Can we acknowledge how f’ed this post is? Congrats on getting laid at 16. I hope you have a daughter one day.
Why? So she can be knowledgeable about sex and have it when she’s ready?
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 1:30 pm
by stip
verb_to_trust wrote:I knew I didn't want to see this movie once Stip wrote one of his 7 paragraph fluff pieces on it. See also: Backspacer
technically i just quoted someone else’s 7 paragraph fluff piece.
also technically I probably wrote 70 paragraphs about Backspacer
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 1:35 pm
by stip
Anders wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Anders wrote:I don't get that post. Is that humor?
What he's getting at is how ridiculous it is that people are jerking each other off so much over a marvel movie.
Strange if you haven't even seen it.
Anders, you’ve been here long enough to know whether or not someone enters a thread to have a conversation vs. someone who enters a thread braying for attention
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 1:44 pm
by stip
LoathedVermin72 wrote:swan wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:lol I had already had sex before I was 16. 13-year-olds know what orgies are.
Can we acknowledge how f’ed this post is? Congrats on getting laid at 16. I hope you have a daughter one day.
Why? So she can be knowledgeable about sex and have it when she’s ready?
thats my attitude now, but we’ll see where I am in 8 years
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 6:40 pm
by gardenparty
Should i see this or Annihilation tomorrow evening?
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 6:43 pm
by LoathedVermin72
gardenparty wrote:Should i see this or Annihilation tomorrow evening?
See this if you dig Marvel movies and/or are in the mood for a superhero action movie.
See Annihilation if you dig slow, arty sci-fi and are in the mood for a head trip.
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 7:44 pm
by verb_to_trust
stip wrote:Anders wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Anders wrote:I don't get that post. Is that humor?
What he's getting at is how ridiculous it is that people are jerking each other off so much over a marvel movie.
Strange if you haven't even seen it.
Anders, you’ve been here long enough to know whether or not someone enters a thread to have a conversation vs. someone who enters a thread braying for attention
I've seen marvel movies before. They are bad. I suppose there is a Wakanda 101 course coming together for next semester at the college though, since this kids movie has changed us all forever.
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 7:54 pm
by stip
theplatypus wrote:Black people stoked about Black Panther: "This movie is meaningful to us in terms of representation and seeing a large-scale blockbuster directed by a black person, with a largely black cast, that explores African culture and deals with themes relating to the African American experience"
The online intelligentsia: "LOLOLOLOL hahaha this mvoie is going to end racism LOL"
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 8:11 pm
by gardenparty
LoathedVermin72 wrote:gardenparty wrote:Should i see this or Annihilation tomorrow evening?
See this if you dig Marvel movies and/or are in the mood for a superhero action movie.
See Annihilation if you dig slow, arty sci-fi and are in the mood for a head trip.
that's what i thought. thank you
i think i hate them both. Maybe i'll see game night
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Tue February 27, 2018 9:48 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
is cock blockers out yet
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Wed February 28, 2018 1:27 am
by 96583UP
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:is cock blockers out yet
I don't get that post. Is that humor?
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Wed February 28, 2018 2:31 am
by epilogue
I really dug this movie.
Re: Black Panther (2018)
Posted: Wed February 28, 2018 3:03 am
by 96583UP
it's almost like they feel insecure about this all of the sudden
