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Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:35 pm
by VinylGuy
" we are happy to announce that we are not longer a band. FUCK YOU."

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:36 pm
by BurtReynolds
VinylGuy wrote:" we are happy to announce that we are not longer a band. FUCK YOU."
drop the mic.

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:36 pm
by Dr. Van Nostrand
25 minutes to go

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:37 pm
by verb_to_trust
harmless wrote:What if there are different new components to the website: a tour announcement (screen-captured) and that 'Citizen' screen we saw, which, yes, had spelling mistakes, but what if it was an earlier draft, a placeholder, i.e. they needed to fix the typos? I think it's a reeeeeeeaaal possibilityyyyyyyy that the guys who 'admitted' to faking it were just not allowed to have done it so they took it down with an excuse.
There is no way the album is called Citizen.....although it would open up a sponsored by slot and a limited edition Citizen Pearl Jam watch with deluxe orders of the new album.

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:37 pm
by evenslow
this
is
getting
close

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:38 pm
by evenslow
Guys: just got word from Bierman. They're just relaunching the "Skipping" release today. Nothing to see here.

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:39 pm
by Dr. Van Nostrand
evenslow wrote:Guys: just got word from Bierman. They're just relaunching the "Skipping" release today. Nothing to see here.
That would be a solid announcement

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:39 pm
by harmless
22 motherfucking minutes

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:39 pm
by Strat
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BREAKING NEWS: Mike McCready, a substantial contributor and supporter of The Crohn's & Colitis Foundation of America (CCFA), has finally beat the disease and no longer wishes to be a part of this shitty community

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:40 pm
by mastaflatch
evenslow wrote:Guys: just got word from Bierman. They're just relaunching the "Skipping" release today. Nothing to see here.
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Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:40 pm
by melonhead4
This thing has been on the news, if its just a tour announcement then PJ will be laughed out....Its the new album, im confident, or at least part of the new album

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:41 pm
by harmless
It's just a new delivery of merch including a number of attractive PJ onesies.

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:41 pm
by Coach
Here are the tour dates....we guarantee that it will be very, very difficult to win the lottery for tickets in the Northeast U.S.

Oh, and we'll continue giving away seats in rows 1-2, and 9-10, thereby watering down your seniority status.

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:41 pm
by evenslow
mastaflatch wrote:
evenslow wrote:Guys: just got word from Bierman. They're just relaunching the "Skipping" release today. Nothing to see here.
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Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:42 pm
by mastaflatch
evenslow wrote:
mastaflatch wrote:
evenslow wrote:Guys: just got word from Bierman. They're just relaunching the "Skipping" release today. Nothing to see here.
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an odd couple...

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:42 pm
by Jorge
I don't think my brain is ready to handle the unheard-of levels of giddy schadenfreude I'll experience if it turns out to be a tour announcement.

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:43 pm
by Strat
Take 1 step and miss the whole first rung

Dreams unfulfilled

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:43 pm
by Dr. Van Nostrand
Coach wrote:Here are the tour dates....we guarantee that it will be very, very difficult to win the lottery for tickets in the Northeast U.S.

Oh, and we'll continue giving away seats in rows 1-2, and 9-10, thereby watering down your seniority status.
I actually won front row in 08 so Im a fan of that part :mrgreen:

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:43 pm
by VinylGuy
Tour: Seattle, Boston, New york.

Re: Pearl Jam Countdown

Posted: Mon July 08, 2013 4:43 pm
by harmless
theplatypus wrote:I don't think my brain is ready to handle the unheard-of levels of giddy schadenfreude I'll experience if it turns out to be a tour announcement.