Water

[dad]

washing my hands yesterday in a restaurant bathroom in wisconsin got me thinking of how much i hate the feeling of hard/soft/well/whatever water where it feels like you can never get the soap off your hands. i think that if we had this water in our home, i would go absolutely mad.

i'm not sure how some of you rubes do it.

the only time I've ever experienced that feeling like i can't get the soap off was in biloxi. i nearly lost my goddamn mind.

[Chris_H_2]

washing my hands yesterday in a restaurant bathroom in wisconsin got me thinking of how much i hate the feeling of hard/soft/well/whatever water where it feels like you can never get the soap off your hands. i think that if we had this water in our home, i would go absolutely mad.

i'm not sure how some of you rubes do it.

the only time I've ever experienced that feeling like i can't get the soap off was in biloxi. i nearly lost my goddamn mind.

try showering with that stuff (it's like this at my sister's place near ann arbor). i want to tear my skin off.

[dad]

washing my hands yesterday in a restaurant bathroom in wisconsin got me thinking of how much i hate the feeling of hard/soft/well/whatever water where it feels like you can never get the soap off your hands. i think that if we had this water in our home, i would go absolutely mad.

i'm not sure how some of you rubes do it.

the only time I've ever experienced that feeling like i can't get the soap off was in biloxi. i nearly lost my goddamn mind.

try showering with that stuff (it's like this at my sister's place near ann arbor). i want to tear my skin off.

oh, i did. just not at your sister's place.

[Chris_H_2]

i love this stuff so much

[dad]

a few years ago my wife and i were down in dallas visiting friends. they have two daughters, and one day during our visit, the youngest, who i think was about 2 at the time, lost her goddamn mind over not getting to have a topo.

she cried, "I WANT TOPO!" for about five minutes.

i think about it every time i have one.

[Chris_H_2]

evidently a topo chico mixed with blanco tequila and a lime is called a ranch water. they go down waayyyy too easily.

[doug rr]

its good stuff...we have a few in the fridge

[dad]

evidently a topo chico mixed with blanco tequila and a lime is called a ranch water. they go down waayyyy too easily.

tequila is disgusting.

[bodysnatcher]

evidently a topo chico mixed with blanco tequila and a lime is called a ranch water. they go down waayyyy too easily.

Drink them weekly

[Chris_H_2]

evidently a topo chico mixed with blanco tequila and a lime is called a ranch water. they go down waayyyy too easily.

tequila is disgusting.

drink better tequila

[dad]

evidently a topo chico mixed with blanco tequila and a lime is called a ranch water. they go down waayyyy too easily.

tequila is disgusting.

drink better tequila

i will do no such thing.

[bodysnatcher]

Apparently Topo got hit double hard with their sudden rise in national popularity over the past few months, coupled with the glass shortage. That shit seems to be sold out everywhere.

[bodysnatcher]

Never thought I’d get to flip the script but I finally get to say,

“I am very disappointed in you, dad.”

[dad]

enjoy your precious mineral water while it lasts. if the water crisis comes sooner at least you'll have had a taste of the good life.

[dad]

Never thought I’d get to flip the script but I finally get to say,

“I am very disappointed in you, dad.”

because of the tequila?

it has to be the tequila. it's the tequila, right?

[doug rr]

i'm one of those people that threw up from tequila in college in the 1980s and haven't had it since..that smell sticks with you

[bodysnatcher]

Never thought I’d get to flip the script but I finally get to say,

“I am very disappointed in you, dad.”

because of the tequila?

it has to be the tequila. it's the tequila, right?

Si, señor

[dad]

i'm one of those people that threw up from tequila in college in the 1980s and haven't had it since..that smell sticks with you

this, except swap for the military in the 90s.

[bodysnatcher]

I’m drinking tequila right now *flex*

[dad]

Never thought I’d get to flip the script but I finally get to say,

“I am very disappointed in you, dad.”

because of the tequila?

it has to be the tequila. it's the tequila, right?

Si, señor

Perdóname niño.