Stone is probably good for about 15 words at this breakfast.
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Clem Halibut wrote:Well...Paid the $34.00 dollars for this thing. 250 entries or whatever. Why not?
Although I know I won't win...and will no doubt catch shit from my wife about this transaction :
Wife: "What is this $34.00 charge to the credit card"?
Me: "It's for breakfast with Stone Gossard"
Wife: "Who the hell is Stone Gossard"?
Me: "He's the guitar player for Pearl Jam"
Wife: "So...why the fuck didn't he pay for breakfast"?
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
Clem Halibut wrote:Well...Paid the $34.00 dollars for this thing. 250 entries or whatever. Why not?
Although I know I won't win...and will no doubt catch shit from my wife about this transaction :
Wife: "What is this $34.00 charge to the credit card"?
Me: "It's for breakfast with Stone Gossard"
Wife: "Who the hell is Stone Gossard"?
Me: "He's the guitar player for Pearl Jam"
Wife: "So...why the fuck didn't he pay for breakfast"?
Yeah, that's why I went with the 1 free entry.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
Guys, it'll obviously be Stone and a group of his friends/co-workers/team. It'll be about 30 people at four different tables. You'll probably sit next to his guitar tech assistant's intern. Stone will smile and wave once. He'll swing by your table when your mouth is full and probably say, "So nice to meet you *insert a name close to your real name but still not quite your real name here*" and then you'll awkwardly try to laugh when everyone else laughs at the dumb joke Stone made two tables away that you didn't quite catch.
He'll leave about 10 mins in and you're stuck with limp, salt-less, turkey bacon and burnt, dry, English muffins.
durdencommatyler wrote:Guys, it'll obviously be Stone and a group of his friends/co-workers/team. It'll be about 30 people at four different tables. You'll probably sit next to his guitar tech assistant's intern. Stone will smile and wave once. He'll swing by your table when your mouth is full and probably say, "So nice to meet you *insert a name close to your real name but still not quite your real name here*" and then you'll awkwardly try to laugh when everyone else laughs at the dumb joke Stone made two tables away that you didn't quite catch.
He'll leave about 10 mins in and you're stuck with limp, salt-less, turkey bacon and burnt, dry, English muffins.
The shows will be great though.
No way. It'll be one on one. In a private room so he won't have to autograph napkins
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Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
durdencommatyler wrote:Guys, it'll obviously be Stone and a group of his friends/co-workers/team. It'll be about 30 people at four different tables. You'll probably sit next to his guitar tech assistant's intern. Stone will smile and wave once. He'll swing by your table when your mouth is full and probably say, "So nice to meet you *insert a name close to your real name but still not quite your real name here*" and then you'll awkwardly try to laugh when everyone else laughs at the dumb joke Stone made two tables away that you didn't quite catch.
He'll leave about 10 mins in and you're stuck with limp, salt-less, turkey bacon and burnt, dry, English muffins.
The shows will be great though.
No way. It'll be one on one. In a private room so he won't have to autograph napkins
