Red Mosquito

Bammer wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:This is worth the ten dollars imo. Can you imagine the Dave A jokes I could make?

That goes for you, too, verb

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 6&start=20

Bammer wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:i hope dave a. wins this

Bammer made that joke way before you did.

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 6&start=20

ours were way better

Stone is probably good for about 15 words at this breakfast.

dad wrote:Scone Gossard

omg

dad wrote:Life Wasted

Awesome

I'd order 3 Mimosas (at once) , and then tell Stone that I'm not interested in talking about charities, politics, or the environment.

"Let's get down to brass tacks...what's the deal with this Vedder guy...do you even like him or what"?

Clem Halibut wrote:Well...Paid the $34.00 dollars for this thing. 250 entries or whatever. Why not?

Although I know I won't win...and will no doubt catch shit from my wife about this transaction :

Wife: "What is this $34.00 charge to the credit card"?
Me: "It's for breakfast with Stone Gossard"
Wife: "Who the hell is Stone Gossard"?
Me: "He's the guitar player for Pearl Jam"
Wife: "So...why the fuck didn't he pay for breakfast"?

Breakfast will probably be a little awkward. But I would love a Stone biography, with lots of details from his career.

knee tunes wrote:

Clem Halibut wrote:Well...Paid the $34.00 dollars for this thing. 250 entries or whatever. Why not?

Although I know I won't win...and will no doubt catch shit from my wife about this transaction :

Wife: "What is this $34.00 charge to the credit card"?
Me: "It's for breakfast with Stone Gossard"
Wife: "Who the hell is Stone Gossard"?
Me: "He's the guitar player for Pearl Jam"
Wife: "So...why the fuck didn't he pay for breakfast"?

Yeah, that's why I went with the 1 free entry.

I assume this happens at a Perkins?

Breakfast will be a Dirty Frank Swallowed Whole causing immediate Evacuation.

We all know Stone's the biggest nerd duckwalking-dooface in the band. But who's the second? Gotta be Matt, right?

Guys, it'll obviously be Stone and a group of his friends/co-workers/team. It'll be about 30 people at four different tables. You'll probably sit next to his guitar tech assistant's intern. Stone will smile and wave once. He'll swing by your table when your mouth is full and probably say, "So nice to meet you *insert a name close to your real name but still not quite your real name here*" and then you'll awkwardly try to laugh when everyone else laughs at the dumb joke Stone made two tables away that you didn't quite catch.

He'll leave about 10 mins in and you're stuck with limp, salt-less, turkey bacon and burnt, dry, English muffins.

The shows will be great though.

durdencommatyler wrote:Guys, it'll obviously be Stone and a group of his friends/co-workers/team. It'll be about 30 people at four different tables. You'll probably sit next to his guitar tech assistant's intern. Stone will smile and wave once. He'll swing by your table when your mouth is full and probably say, "So nice to meet you *insert a name close to your real name but still not quite your real name here*" and then you'll awkwardly try to laugh when everyone else laughs at the dumb joke Stone made two tables away that you didn't quite catch.

He'll leave about 10 mins in and you're stuck with limp, salt-less, turkey bacon and burnt, dry, English muffins.

The shows will be great though.

No way. It'll be one on one. In a private room so he won't have to autograph napkins

who here gets turkey bacon?

doug rr wrote:who here gets turkey bacon?

I'm assuming the menu is pre-designed/arranged with no substitutions.

knee tunes wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:Guys, it'll obviously be Stone and a group of his friends/co-workers/team. It'll be about 30 people at four different tables. You'll probably sit next to his guitar tech assistant's intern. Stone will smile and wave once. He'll swing by your table when your mouth is full and probably say, "So nice to meet you *insert a name close to your real name but still not quite your real name here*" and then you'll awkwardly try to laugh when everyone else laughs at the dumb joke Stone made two tables away that you didn't quite catch.

He'll leave about 10 mins in and you're stuck with limp, salt-less, turkey bacon and burnt, dry, English muffins.

The shows will be great though.

No way. It'll be one on one. In a private room so he won't have to autograph napkins

It'll be a private room, for sure.

I eat turkey bacon and I microwave it and it's so much more crispy and delicious than that greasy fat grizzle

I like how Stone says "the guitarist for Pearl jam?" like it's a question

knee tunes wrote:I eat turkey bacon and I microwave it and it's so much more crispy and delicious than that greasy fat grizzle

weirdo