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Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Wed July 24, 2013 3:54 pm
by zatara
Farmer John wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:
NancyBabich wrote:The ocean is full 'cause everyone's crying.
Aren't these correct?
They can't be. No self-respecting songwriter would write that line.
The same one who did survived and you're amongst the fittest

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Wed July 24, 2013 4:27 pm
by stip
that's a good line

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Wed July 24, 2013 11:01 pm
by Citizen Dick
harmless wrote:
Citizen Dick wrote:Whilst listening to Rearviewmirror I had a girlfriend comment, "God, he really is torn up about Sophie isn't he?"

Sophie
Sooopppphie
Clearer
Clearererer
Once you were in my Rearviewmirroooorrrreerrr
I also thought it was Sophie for a while; or at least, I had no idea it was 'Saw things', and Sophie was among my best guesses.
Wait... Are you my ex-girlfriend?

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Wed July 24, 2013 11:05 pm
by stupidmop
I thought they were saying "want you want you in my rearviewmirror" which still kinda worked

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Thu July 25, 2013 7:19 am
by Lounge Lizard
There was a time when I sang "Dissident" in my mind and deliberately replaced the chorus line with "ef u see kay (FUCK)... Ef u see kay is here..." Made no sense but felt better than the original :lol:

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Thu July 25, 2013 11:22 pm
by Tass Man
harmless wrote:
Citizen Dick wrote:Whilst listening to Rearviewmirror I had a girlfriend comment, "God, he really is torn up about Sophie isn't he?"

Sophie
Sooopppphie
Clearer
Clearererer
Once you were in my Rearviewmirroooorrrreerrr
I also thought it was Sophie for a while; or at least, I had no idea it was 'Saw things', and Sophie was among my best guesses.
i think at one time i thought it was "scorpions"... so no wonder he wanted to drive away

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Sun July 28, 2013 12:59 pm
by harmless
Right around the corner could be fingering ourselves.

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Sun July 28, 2013 8:03 pm
by harmless
"Darkened days is Ben 10."

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Mon July 29, 2013 1:38 am
by Wendy Carlos's Twin
Legs Spread Out Before Me
As Her Buddy Once Did

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Mon July 29, 2013 4:04 am
by mikejasond
Oh yeah I still don't know the lyrics to that part of Rearviewmirror. I always hear "Sword feeeeels" which makes no sense. But that's what i hear.

I think it's more fun to not look up the lyrics for some reason. I like trying to guess what Eddie Vedder's saying especially on Yellow Ledbetter. I'm still convinced he sings about a wizard at some point.

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Mon July 29, 2013 4:05 am
by mikejasond
Lament wrote:"Must have been the devil; he was just plain mean..."

Wait...is this not the lyrics???? Okay I'm breaking my pact from the post above...

*Looks up*

......Oh. Now...this song's lyrics don't bother me nearly as much as they have until this moment <_<

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Mon July 29, 2013 6:58 am
by harmless
Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:Legs Spread Out Before Me
As Her Buddy Once Did
Yup.

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Mon July 29, 2013 7:03 am
by knee tunes
mikejasond wrote:Oh yeah I still don't know the lyrics to that part of Rearviewmirror. I always hear "Sword feeeeels" which makes no sense. But that's what i hear.

I think it's more fun to not look up the lyrics for some reason. I like trying to guess what Eddie Vedder's saying especially on Yellow Ledbetter. I'm still convinced he sings about a wizard at some point.
I hear "Salt Beams"

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Mon July 29, 2013 11:52 pm
by Self
Naked inch son.

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Tue July 30, 2013 1:48 am
by EJ
Still my fave: "Four or five virgins and a pelican."

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Tue July 30, 2013 1:50 am
by Norah
the waiting trophy man

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Tue July 30, 2013 1:54 am
by verb_to_trust
glorified virgin with a pellet gun

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Tue July 30, 2013 2:05 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
verb_to_trust wrote:glorified virgin with a pellet gun
:lol: She's keeping the ravenous hordes at bay with that little weapon.

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Tue July 30, 2013 2:16 am
by Norah
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:glorified virgin with a pellet gun
:lol: She's keeping the ravenous hordes at bay with that little weapon.
Unfortunately, I'm keeping the ravenous hordes at bay with my little weapon.

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Posted: Tue July 30, 2013 2:21 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:glorified virgin with a pellet gun
:lol: She's keeping the ravenous hordes at bay with that little weapon.
Unfortunately, I'm keeping the ravenous hordes at bay with my little weapon.
Everyone here just wondered why I just laughed. I think I covered it well by telling them I was looking at midget porn. *Phew*