Things you have an irrational hatred of

[Ms Harmless]

Yeah wth my headphones last like 30 hours of playback on one charge

I'll post mine to you and you can post them back when you've figured them out OK?

[bodysnatcher]

[Ms Harmless]

[Chris_H_2]

That gap between the drivers seat and middle console in a car. I swear it’s like a time capsule at the bottom every time I clean it out.

[tree_]

That gap between the drivers seat and middle console in a car. I swear it’s like a time capsule at the bottom every time I clean it out.

My entire car

[spike]

That gap between the drivers seat and middle console in a car. I swear it’s like a time capsule at the bottom every time I clean it out.

I hate when my phone slips down there.

[tree_]

That’s what she said

[Chris_H_2]

That gap between the drivers seat and middle console in a car. I swear it’s like a time capsule at the bottom every time I clean it out.

I hate when my phone slips down there.

I was in a drive thru and my credit card fell down there. Not ideal.

[bodysnatcher]

trying to drop the Street View person icon on the correct street in Google Maps

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Chris_H_2]

i can't stand people on twitter who have tweets that go viral where they then respond to that tweet so it's the first one that shows up and they say something along the lines of "if you enjoyed that tweet, please consider . . . "

[epilogue]

Indiana

[Strat]

Twitter

[Strat]

Indiana

I have to go to Bloomington Indiana for a wedding this fall. My friends are really trying to convince everyone that Indiana is actually a paradise

[doug rr]

when i drop the new roll of dog poop bags and it unrolls

[doug rr]

Indiana

I have to go to Bloomington Indiana for a wedding this fall. My friends are really trying to convince everyone that Indiana is actually a paradise

i was in a wedding there once..brown county is nice i guess..otherwise the rest of the place is meh

[Chris_H_2]

Indiana

I have to go to Bloomington Indiana for a wedding this fall. My friends are really trying to convince everyone that Indiana is actually a paradise

i was in a wedding there once..brown county is nice i guess..otherwise the rest of the place is meh

[epilogue]

Indiana

I have to go to Bloomington Indiana for a wedding this fall. My friends are really trying to convince everyone that Indiana is actually a paradise

It really isn't.

Like most things, it's what you make of it to a degree. But golly... there's a lot there to dislike if you're of a certain mind.

[bodysnatcher]

it's probably cheap at least

[epilogue]

it's probably cheap at least

but at what cost