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Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.

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Did you step on it real quick like?
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Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.

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The katipō is such a lovely creature. They're our only venomous spider over here
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wease wrote:
Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.

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Did you step on it real quick like?
Endangered you heathen!

I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
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oasisfan35 wrote:
wease wrote:
Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.

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Did you step on it real quick like?
Endangered you heathen!

I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.
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wease wrote:
oasisfan35 wrote:
wease wrote:
Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.

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Did you step on it real quick like?
Endangered you heathen!

I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.
Not sure about the non-Australian varities, but Red Back Spiders are definitely not endangered.

You'd be mad to 'relocate' one.
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Birds in Hell wrote:
wease wrote:
oasisfan35 wrote:
wease wrote:
Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.

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Did you step on it real quick like?
Endangered you heathen!

I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.
Not sure about the non-Australian varities, but Red Back Spiders are definitely not endangered.

You'd be mad to 'relocate' one.
Rangi noted Katipō which is endangered in NZ. No note of that with the general Latrodectus hasselti though, so you may be spot on there.

I don't choose to kill spiders if I can avoid it.
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Birds in Hell wrote:
wease wrote:
oasisfan35 wrote:
wease wrote:
Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.

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Did you step on it real quick like?
Endangered you heathen!

I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.
Not sure about the non-Australian varities, but Red Back Spiders are definitely not endangered.

You'd be mad to 'relocate' one.
I am not mad and did not relocate. This spider is a fair bit flatter now than it was when the pic was taken.

They are however damn good looking, for spiders.
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Happy Australia Day
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Onya!
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Australia day sucks now. Nothing but protests and debates. Extreme bigots vs "woke" extremists. Fuck this. I'm moving back to Guatemala
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Australia day sucks now. Nothing but protests and debates. Extreme bigots vs "woke" extremists. Fuck this. I'm moving back to Guatemala
I honestly don't understand why they don't change the date to 1st March. I appreciate the issues with "Invasion Day" tied to the 26th Jan. I just really miss having a day to celebrate who we are as the lucky country without all the BS.
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I didn’t know there were prudes in Australia

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The Mayor came out strong saying "It won't happen" and secured the male vote.
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Hope you don't melt today, Higgs.

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LetMeSleep wrote:Hope you don't melt today, Higgs.

Holy hot lava.
Yep. Gonna need the gooch cooler today. This heat is bullshit.
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Higgs wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:Hope you don't melt today, Higgs.

Holy hot lava.
Yep. Gonna need the gooch cooler today. This heat is bullshit.
I just had a look - 42 degrees? That's insane! I think we might have hit 20 today
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Ice pack on ya sack.

Keep cool m8.
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Higgs wrote:
Birds in Hell wrote:
wease wrote:
oasisfan35 wrote:
wease wrote:
Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.

Image
Did you step on it real quick like?
Endangered you heathen!

I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.
Not sure about the non-Australian varities, but Red Back Spiders are definitely not endangered.

You'd be mad to 'relocate' one.
I am not mad and did not relocate. This spider is a fair bit flatter now than it was when the pic was taken.

They are however damn good looking, for spiders.
it's fking crazy how the red stripe warning exists even on the spider's cousin other side of the globe!

fkin hell

crazy little spider bastards

trying to fking accidentally kill us
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