Red Mosquito

If I was that dad I’d take that hat right off his dirty little head

would you immediately throw the hat atop that candle?

What are the odds that dude is the new boyfriend?

Is that bammer?

No he would be standing

Nobody will even look at the new boyfriend but the daughter. It's got nothing to do with the hat but it also has everything to do with the hat. That photo should be a Rockwell.

wease wrote:Is that bammer?

Hat’s not backwards

E.H. Ruddock wrote:No he would be standing

AL

washing machine wrote:Nobody will even look at the new boyfriend but the daughter. It's got nothing to do with the hat but it also has everything to do with the hat. That photo should be a Rockwell.

Dad in the red is looking at her, wondering where he went wrong

He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.

Sometimes weird etiquette rules actually serve a practical purpose or at least did so originally. What's the logic behind removing one's hat at the table?

I never wear hats so I have no dog in this fight, but I am curious. Seems kind of arbitrary

bodysnatcher wrote:He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.

Fuck you.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.

Fuck you.

It’s fine to have in a can at a casual dinner but not a nice family affair like that pic

bodysnatcher wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.

Fuck you.

It’s fine to have in a can at a casual dinner but not a nice family affair like that pic

See above.

Haha, I love mad lenny. I had a Dr. P from McDonald’s House today. Really hit the spot.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.

Fuck you.

It’s fine to have in a can at a casual dinner but not a nice family affair like that pic

See above.

I really just prefer Dr Pepper on draft

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:Is the practice of removing your hat while dining unknown to Americans? Do they just not care? Is it just a Midwest thing?

Help me out here, folks. I thought this was common knowledge.

I have really terrible hat hair. It would be extremely disrespectful for me to remove my hat. People would probably lose their appetites.

Same. Even when I have my hair really short, like now.

Solidarity

washing machine wrote:

What the fuck kind of restaurant would use these plates?

Jorge wrote:Sometimes weird etiquette rules actually serve a practical purpose or at least did so originally. What's the logic behind removing one's hat at the table?

I never wear hats so I have no dog in this fight, but I am curious. Seems kind of arbitrary

I think it started because of farmers and field hands and such . Folks who labor outside. They wear hats for protection. Those hats get dirty and sweaty and disgusting. You don't want that shit at the table when you're eating.

That and probably something to do with hiding from God in Church too or some sort of related nonsense.