If Your Child Said They Were A Cat

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Wed April 20, 2022 5:35 pm

verb_to_trust wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:I lost a mantis last weekend, cried all day
I didn't know they could be pets. A few years ago I went to lunch and there was a beautiful mantis on my side mirror. I drove away thinking he would just fly off. Instead, the mantis started crawling all over my windshield. A wild ride. I managed to find a wooded area, pulled over and got him to jump on a stick. I secured him in what I felt was an appropriately mantisy shrub and drove off.

I still think about that mantis sometimes.

they make great pets! I had three, now two, but when my second is a little bigger I'll move her to a bigger house and get a third of some sort

they're not with us for very long (about a year), but while they're here, they're surprisingly full of character, intelligence, and individuality

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Wed April 20, 2022 5:36 pm

I'd like a pet Opossum

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Wed April 20, 2022 5:37 pm

trash gremlins

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed April 20, 2022 5:56 pm

washing machine wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Yeah those are responses to someone who earnestly identifies as feline.

This is more of a parenting thread for when your kid is trying to make a fool out of you.
My friends and I are in an 8 team fantasy baseball league started by my friend's twelve year old son and one of his punk friends. The league has a 20 start pitching limit each week and twelve batting slots a day. It's ridiculous, and not even a week in I'm convinced these two kids are laughing at all six of us dads for expending mental energy on participating in this charade league. They're also beating us in matchups.

I think I might rename my team Catter Up in honor of this thread.

Feline Drive

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Wed April 20, 2022 5:58 pm

spike wrote:
washing machine wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Yeah those are responses to someone who earnestly identifies as feline.

This is more of a parenting thread for when your kid is trying to make a fool out of you.
My friends and I are in an 8 team fantasy baseball league started by my friend's twelve year old son and one of his punk friends. The league has a 20 start pitching limit each week and twelve batting slots a day. It's ridiculous, and not even a week in I'm convinced these two kids are laughing at all six of us dads for expending mental energy on participating in this charade league. They're also beating us in matchups.

I think I might rename my team Catter Up in honor of this thread.
Feline Drive

The South Paws

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed April 20, 2022 5:59 pm

Feral Ball

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:00 pm

Let’s Stray Two

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:01 pm

Hi$sLeaguer

bart · Post by **bart** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:03 pm

Designated Litter

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:04 pm

Batnip

bart · Post by **bart** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:05 pm

infield feline

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:06 pm

Purrfect Game

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:07 pm

infield flea rule

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:08 pm

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:10 pm

3 up 3 put down

bart · Post by **bart** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:19 pm

doug rr wrote:3 up 3 put down

Post by **epilogue** » Wed April 20, 2022 6:22 pm

Ms Harmless wrote:trash gremlins

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 8:14 pm

The puns really slowed down this threads momentum

Post by **epilogue** » Wed April 20, 2022 8:15 pm

You mean, like, for a change?

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 8:16 pm

Red Mosquito

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