Red Mosquito

Babies with giant hands

Jorge wrote:Babies with giant hands

I'm so sorry

I recently had a string of dreams involving celebrities. One time I was bailing Pete Davidson out of jail. A few weeks ago, I dreamt I lived with Jim Carrey. and last night I was dating Jerry Seinfeld.

In every dream I remember asking myself, "Is this real?"...and each time I then assured myself, "Oh, it's real alright!..."

knee tunes wrote:and last night I was dating Jerry Seinfeld.

Was his dick as nice as chud's?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Jorge wrote:Babies with giant hands

I'm so sorry

Thanks

Jorge wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Jorge wrote:Babies with giant hands

I'm so sorry

Thanks

jk

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Jorge wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Jorge wrote:Babies with giant hands

I'm so sorry

Thanks

jk

Jorge wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Jorge wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Jorge wrote:Babies with giant hands

I'm so sorry

Thanks

jk

What were the hands doing?

Ello Sailor wrote:

knee tunes wrote:and last night I was dating Jerry Seinfeld.

Was his dick as nice as chud's?

judge for yourself

Spoiler: show

The dream I was having when I woke up to pee at 2:30am was an odd one. I needed to have some sort of medical procedure on both hands that involved doing something between each finger. I was extremely apprehensive about it but finally acquiesced. To prep me for the procedure, a group of people grabbed one of my hands and the arm to which it was attached and held it immobile against a table. Then a doctor-ish person came with a pair of scissors that you’d find in any office supply store and started snipping the skin and flesh between my fingers back past the knuckle of the hand. No kind of anesthesia whatsoever. Just started cutting away. As imagined, it was excruciatingly painful.

Then I woke up and had to pee.

I was canceled due to exposing myself on a Minecraft stream, except I don't stream, and I've never even played Minecraft. Several people I know made social media posts saying "I always knew Jorge was a bad man." I secured the services of a lawyer to clear my name. Then I woke up

perv

No, it was a false accusation. Probably some other guy named Jorge

there are no other people with that name

I was flying through the air trying to find a suitable location for a porno machine....kind of like an video arcade game but it played porno movies. I found a place in the woods but then some kids appeared so I had to fly away again with my porno machine

I dreamt I was watching a new music video by Damien Rice and Lisa Hannigan called "When The Banshees Came." In the music video, they were both loading wood onto a pickup truck while Lisa sang a sad folk song about her encounter with some monsters who tried to kill her, with occasional interjections from a skeptical Damien. At the end of the song (which my mind fully made up) the screen faded to black with the text "BUY LARGE".

I dreamt that I was assembling ice skates. What was really annoying was I woke up several times, but the dream would continue when I’d fall back asleep. That never happens.

In my dream I was in charge of casting the live-action Simpsons movie, and I was in negotiations with John Leguizamo to play Dr. Nick. He kept demanding more and more screen time and trying to become the main character of the movie. Very stressful

I wish I could remember my dreams, at least more than a few brief parts. They're a bit out there.

yeah i dont remember them

Jorge´s dreams sound kinda fake. Like he is really trying to have cool hip dreams to share with his buddies here, at RM.