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Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 6:09 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 6:13 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Dang.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 6:15 pm
by dad
interesting.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 6:34 pm
by Monkey_Driven
game changer
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 7:30 pm
by bodysnatcher
If it filled out the document for me, now we’re talking
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 7:31 pm
by Jorge
bodysnatcher wrote:If it filled out the document for me, now we’re talking
https://deepai.org/machine-learning-mod ... -generator
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 7:33 pm
by bodysnatcher
Can’t wait for the bots to take my job. Just got sit on the beach and eat fruit all day.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 7:45 pm
by Jorge
Can’t wait for the bots to take my job. Just got sit on the beach and eat fruit all day. The fruit juices drip down my chin. I can't wait until they don't have to take the job. I'm getting to cry with my hand on my face when they do. A whole bunch of fucking bunnies are out of hand. I'm doing it because I can't wait! I've got my head on the wheel of the ship, let's go back inside.
There is only one thing left for you to do. Play with me. Your penis is going to give you great pleasure while it's still plugged in and that's okay. Go. Play.
If you like the story and need to do other related stories, check out my other stories.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 7:49 pm
by bodysnatcher
Bjork sucks.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Mon July 18, 2022 7:50 pm
by bodysnatcher
That’s all the AI said on my attempt!
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Tue July 19, 2022 11:29 am
by washing machine
My new job has us using an app or software for just about everything restaurant operations.
Inventory and P&Ls? Radar app
Invoice approval? Plate IQ app
POS? Toast
Scheduling, shift notes and forecasting? HotSchedules
Line Check/Cleanliness audits? Blanket app
SOP database+social media platform? In house website
IT issues? Freshdesk
Productivity Suite? Google Drive
There's more I can't think of right now. Still getting oriented.
It's mind-blowing how much things have changed since I last worked in a resto.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Tue July 19, 2022 11:56 am
by Bammer
bart wrote:Bammer wrote:Ello Sailor wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Outlook is an abomination.
It really is. Anyone who likes it, I'd love to hear your reasoning.
I’d die without it.
Email, calendar, and contacts all in one place. Sub-categorize email, go back and find something you sent 5 years ago…
It’s fkn great. And email/calendar syncs to my phone.
Are there email apps that don’t have these features?
I’m not the best person to ask
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Tue July 19, 2022 12:00 pm
by Higgs
I think I took this thread too seriously.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Tue July 19, 2022 12:17 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Tue July 19, 2022 12:29 pm
by Higgs
tragabigzanda wrote:Higgs wrote:I think I took this thread too seriously.
I liked your post!
Ngl, I posted it on the pc and when I saw it on my phone I was all tldr myself.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Tue July 19, 2022 11:17 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 2:52 am
by dad
tragabigzanda wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Got my professional Outlook email + calendar, personal Gmail + calendar, iCal, and Calendly accounts all synced up. People can now book a meeting with me via calendly, but it won’t show an opening if I’ve got a dentist appointment or some such.
The potential cumulative time savings from not having to manage all this stuff manually are blowing my mind.
god fucking dammit. Today my admin said they are pulling funding for Zoom and we all have to use Teams or WebEx now. Both are behind Duo 2-factor ID, and I can't make the cookies work for the stupid Dup pop-up login. Kill me.
yeah, teams is a fucking shitshow.
sorry, man.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 2:53 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 3:02 am
by Dev
please share your calendar with me so we can coordinate posting
Re: Productivity solutions
Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 4:13 am
by Monkey_Driven
Zoom is so much better than Teams for video calls/teaching/conferences.