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Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Mon August 15, 2022 4:23 pm
by bodysnatcher
Successfully removed my paper car insurance card from the barely perforated larger sheet of paper without a single ripped edge

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Mon August 15, 2022 6:36 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Mon August 15, 2022 7:16 pm
by bodysnatcher
tragabigzanda wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Successfully removed my paper car insurance card from the barely perforated larger sheet of paper without a single ripped edge
Fortunately you’ll get to try it again in six months
i'll be practicing

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:09 am
by knee tunes
Got my will, etc drawn up then signed today . Big phew

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:11 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I only received one work phone call today.

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:41 am
by Chris_H_2
knee tunes wrote:Got my will, etc drawn up then signed today . Big phew
to whom are you bequeathing your rm password?

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:44 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote:
knee tunes wrote:Got my will, etc drawn up then signed today . Big phew
to whom are you bequeathing your rm password?
Dirtyfrank

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:50 am
by bodysnatcher
Seared and cooked some chicken breasts on the stove top without setting off the smoke detector

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:53 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:54 am
by bodysnatcher
All joking aside, what takes so long?

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 3:08 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 3:10 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Did you remind her that you're trag?

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 4:01 am
by Higgs
tragabigzanda wrote:Ours was a consecutive series of:

1. Here’s a bunch of legal documents. Read every inch then let us know if you have questions.

2. Here’s our questions.

3. Here’s our responses.

4. You forget to answer five questions.

5. Oh yeah sorry. Here are those other responses. Now give us the info so we can draft the binding docs to your liking.

6. Here’s our info.

7. We’re sorry to inform that the attorney who was handling your docs had left the firm. You have a new attorney now. Please give her a few weeks to get caught up.

8. Hi I’m your new attorney! Thanks for your patience. Here’s your binding docs. Everything look good?

9. No these are riddled with inaccuracies, typos, and conflicting information.

10. Whoops! Sorry. Everything good now?

11. Nope, a couple more errors.

12. Fixed. All good?

13. Yes. See you in a couple of weeks to sign everything.

14. (At signing) here are a couple more typos.

15. Thanks for your business! You’ll get the binding docs in the mail in 2-3 weeks.
This post does not belong in the Tiny Victories thread.

So not Tiny Victories energy.

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:26 pm
by bodysnatcher
tragabigzanda wrote:Ours was a consecutive series of:

1. Here’s a bunch of legal documents. Read every inch then let us know if you have questions.

2. Here’s our questions.

3. Here’s our responses.

4. You forget to answer five questions.

5. Oh yeah sorry. Here are those other responses. Now give us the info so we can draft the binding docs to your liking.

6. Here’s our info.

7. We’re sorry to inform that the attorney who was handling your docs had left the firm. You have a new attorney now. Please give her a few weeks to get caught up.

8. Hi I’m your new attorney! Thanks for your patience. Here’s your binding docs. Everything look good?

9. No these are riddled with inaccuracies, typos, and conflicting information.

10. Whoops! Sorry. Everything good now?

11. Nope, a couple more errors.

12. Fixed. All good?

13. Yes. See you in a couple of weeks to sign everything.

14. (At signing) here are a couple more typos.

15. Thanks for your business! You’ll get the binding docs in the mail in 2-3 weeks.
Oh so the loose leaf piece of paper where I wrote “Upon my expiration, I bequeath my vinyl records, 55” TV, and my All-Clad cookware to [name].” probably doesn’t count? What if I get it notorized?

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 2:31 pm
by spike
Trag, I hope you got a discount on your legal fees. What a mess!

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 3:32 pm
by bodysnatcher
Ordered a pair of shorts online that actually fit well

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 3:57 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 4:22 pm
by Chris_H_2
you get what you pay for

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 4:30 pm
by bodysnatcher
Chris_H_2 wrote:you get what you pay for
bodysnatcher wrote:Ordered a pair of shorts online that actually fit well

Re: Tiny Victories

Posted: Tue August 16, 2022 5:55 pm
by spike
bodysnatcher wrote:Ordered a pair of shorts online that actually fit well
Amazing.