Who are your best board friends?

[JuanHamm]

I'm not on board with being compared to Dave Matthews. Guy's a muppet.

[epilogue]

[daft twat]

But Jorge is still here. And Chud. And Ruddo. Bammer, Lenny, Trag, Dev, Biff, LMS, etc, etc. I don’t know any of them, but I could tell you something real about all of them.

Prove it

Say something real about each one of us

You live an interesting life in Argentina. You once pissed me off and I regrettably called you Whore Hey. Chud has collected more Korok seeds than anyone I know. He crashed a car into a house and has slept on Rudddo’s couch. I’ve had a beer with Ruddo (he paid) in Myrtle Beach. He was in the military. He’s handsome. Bammer has a Matt Cameron drum set and thinks Marvel is baby shit. I already told you about Lenny. Trag once tried to make a living selling ice cream. He’s a great family man and his family is crazy. There is an Orange County Choppers meme about this that made me laugh so hard I gagged. Dev feuds with more than anyone else on the board, and he has more issues with himself than with anyone else, but he’s a good dude. He’s the Dime of GD. Biff is the Everyman of the board. He’s the sort of person who can tell you when the price of stamps increases. I love his posts because they feel like non-scandalous diary entries. LMS and I share a love for the band Paw. He’s seen them live and I have not.

Did I pass?

I don't really understand what you mean by "has more issues with himself than anyone else". Can you explain?

you think this is fun for me?

you think I want to be this person?

you think I wouldn't have a better time being one of the good guys?

I have a personality problem and I'm chronically bored and on top of that you want to give me shit for it?

[dad]

poor, del.

probably stuck a loopback.

[Jorge]

I think that American Chopper meme was lost with the Great GD Wipe of April 2022

[daft twat]

I think that American Chopper meme was lost with the Great GD Wipe of April 2022

That is a huge loss.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I think that American Chopper meme was lost with the Great GD Wipe of April 2022

That is a huge loss.

Hey there, bbf.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[epilogue]

I think that American Chopper meme was lost with the Great GD Wipe of April 2022

That is a huge loss.

i am also disheartened

Does it make you feel any better if I tell you I don't know what it is/was?

[wease]

I think that American Chopper meme was lost with the Great GD Wipe of April 2022

That is a huge loss.

i am also disheartened

Does it make you feel any better if I tell you I don't know what it is/was?

You’d recognize it if you saw it.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Yes, you would.

[epilogue]

I think that American Chopper meme was lost with the Great GD Wipe of April 2022

That is a huge loss.

i am also disheartened

Does it make you feel any better if I tell you I don't know what it is/was?

You’d recognize it if you saw it.

I know the general meme but but the specific version they're taking about.

[Dev]

B, Ruddo, epilogue, Sgt. Crackpot

WTF

See, threads like these only tear our community apart.

Good job Peter.

This

[BurtReynolds]

Yeah you really find out who your friends are.

[Norah]

your very best board friends

[Chris_H_2]

*bored