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Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Wed October 12, 2022 11:43 pm
by spike
Anyone want to talk taupe?

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Wed October 12, 2022 11:44 pm
by BurtReynolds
Don't even get me started on taupe.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Wed October 12, 2022 11:50 pm
by bodysnatcher
That reminds me I need to run to Target and get some more saupe

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Thu October 13, 2022 4:11 am
by bodysnatcher
Who does beige look like?

I’m thinking Jennifer Garner.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Thu October 13, 2022 4:30 pm
by wease's ex-girlfriend
Beige Against the Machine

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Thu October 13, 2022 5:04 pm
by bodysnatcher
SBWM's bandmate wrote:Beige Against the Machine
aka Foo Fighters

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Sat December 10, 2022 7:59 pm
by BurtReynolds
This is 100% correct.

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Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Sat December 10, 2022 8:04 pm
by epilogue
lol

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Sat December 10, 2022 8:45 pm
by knee tunes
bodysnatcher wrote:That reminds me I need to run to Target and get some more saupe
Target is a good example of anti-beige

Although I do have to question, how many people have actually been killed whilst interacting with those big red balls

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Sat December 10, 2022 9:13 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Thu June 08, 2023 7:04 pm
by BurtReynolds
Hell is other people


Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Fri June 23, 2023 1:31 pm
by spike
Apparently “beige flag” is a term. Like, Burt’s beige flag is his utter contempt for beige.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Fri June 23, 2023 1:32 pm
by JuanHamm
spike wrote:Apparently “beige flag” is a term. Like, Burt’s beige flag is his utter contempt for beige.
Burt is right.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Fri June 23, 2023 1:48 pm
by Higgs
BurtReynolds wrote:This is 100% correct.

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I wholeheartedly agree with this.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Fri June 23, 2023 1:51 pm
by JuanHamm
@duckbldg lol

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Fri June 23, 2023 5:49 pm
by spike
JuanHamm wrote:
spike wrote:Apparently “beige flag” is a term. Like, Burt’s beige flag is his utter contempt for beige.
Burt is right.
Yes, but that he is so angry about it makes it a beige flag.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Fri June 23, 2023 9:09 pm
by BurtReynolds
I won't date a girl unless she hates beige as much as I do.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Sun July 09, 2023 11:39 am
by BurtReynolds

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Sun July 09, 2023 12:18 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Probably going to paint my living room beige.

Re: Why is everything so goddamned beige?

Posted: Sun July 09, 2023 12:22 pm
by BurtReynolds
Figures.