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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 9:54 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 9:55 pm
by tommy
Is the character Ethan Hunt a scientologist?
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 9:57 pm
by VinylGuy
yes
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 9:58 pm
by Jorge
He is a Hillsong United Christian
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:00 pm
by dad
scientology doesn't seem all that bad.
don't you get your own planet when you die?
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:00 pm
by Jorge
That's Mormons
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:01 pm
by Ms Harmless
yeah the fiction part is fine
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:05 pm
by dad
Jorge wrote:That's Mormons
goddamnit.
too many religions.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:15 pm
by BurtReynolds
This is a very serious thread.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:19 pm
by Ms Harmless
how do you solve a problem like Chris Pratt?
how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:19 pm
by Anders
He’s ok.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:41 pm
by bada
I like him a lot in Guardians and while I haven't watched Parks and Rec I have fallen down the outtakes rabbit hole on youtube and he mad me laugh. I agree with McP that there is something embarrassing about how he plays his role in the Jurassic movies. It doesn't work. I don't know anything about his personal life except he's married to Arnie's daughter.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:43 pm
by tommy
To be fair, absolutely nothing about the Jurassic World movies works. They're pure dogshit.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:46 pm
by bada
I remember thinking the first one was dumb but OK. I really hated the second one and never watched the third.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:48 pm
by tommy
The third one's not even about Dinosaurs.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 10:59 pm
by wease
Ms Harmless wrote:how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand
I hold one in my hand a couple of times a week
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 11:09 pm
by Ms Harmless
tommy wrote:To be fair, absolutely nothing about the Jurassic World movies works. They're pure dogshit.
I think the movies are OK, I liked the second one more than most, and the third was dumb fun
the best thing about the "World" era is Camp Cretaceous, and I reckon anything that could have been interesting about Dominion will be in the new Chaos Theory series
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 11:35 pm
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:Absolutely tickled to see McP take an earnest stance in this thread
Ms H delivering as well
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 11:35 pm
by spike
BurtReynolds wrote:This is a very serious thread.
I wasn’t too concerned with Chris Pratt, but I am NOW.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 11:38 pm
by tommy
spike wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:This is a very serious thread.
I wasn’t too concerned with Chris Pratt, but I am NOW.
But what are you going to do about it?