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Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Thu January 09, 2025 2:53 am
by BurtReynolds
Jorge wrote:Image
heartwarming.

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Thu January 09, 2025 3:10 am
by bart
I too lost my mother on a boat :(

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Thu January 09, 2025 3:45 am
by spike
Is that when you became a chimbley sweep?

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sat February 08, 2025 4:20 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sat February 08, 2025 6:04 pm
by bodysnatcher
Whatever it is that Joey started doing to Ellio

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... tart=12520

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sat February 08, 2025 6:16 pm
by Jorge
What the heck

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sat February 08, 2025 11:09 pm
by epilogue
8-)

This has been mentioned in like four different threads in three different sub-forums! Might be my most successful nonsense yet of all my nonsenses.

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sun February 09, 2025 12:05 am
by Jorge
Image

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sun February 09, 2025 12:16 am
by epilogue
One of our finest scientists.

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sun February 09, 2025 1:53 am
by dimejinky99
Uncomfortable seeing my tweets screenshotted here Jorge.

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sat April 26, 2025 6:04 pm
by Jorge

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sat April 26, 2025 6:09 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
A moderately active RMer posted about doing this in his kitchen sink like ten years ago. Wish I could remember the name.

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sun April 27, 2025 4:10 pm
by BurtReynolds




Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sun April 27, 2025 11:54 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:A moderately active RMer posted about doing this in his kitchen sink like ten years ago. Wish I could remember the name.
dscans i'm 94% sure it was dscans

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Mon April 28, 2025 12:24 am
by E.H. Ruddock
That sounds right

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Mon April 28, 2025 12:57 pm
by Higgs
Pscanpans.

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Wed June 04, 2025 7:17 pm
by Jorge

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sun June 29, 2025 2:09 am
by Jorge
Real ad for a real restaurant I just saw on Instagram
Spoiler: show
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Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sun June 29, 2025 3:57 pm
by dimejinky99
Kneecap’s set at Glastonbury, Britain’s largest music festival, was so popular that organizers had to shut access to the arena to stop overcrowding. The Irish-language rap group — which landed in trouble for its statements at Coachella — again spoke out onstage in support of Palestinians on Saturday.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/28/arts ... nbury.html

Re: Deranged shit you find online

Posted: Sun June 29, 2025 4:08 pm
by wease
This fits your definition of “deranged?”