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i have heard there is this thing in fire island where two ships full of inebriated festive men do a mock pirate boarding / battling event
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I've never been.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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You’d love it. You should go.
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our neighbors in nyc have had a place there since the early 70s...we went out with them every summer for about 12 years or so..he passed away a few years ago at the age of 96..he was an old jazz musician and arranger..she's still alive with the property and we're supposed to go out this summer if we can..its a fun place but a weird little enclave..
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i’ve never been but have heard it is very beautiful
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96583UP wrote:i’ve never been but have heard it is very beautiful
its full of disease ridden deer that stand at your door wanting food..the gays and lesbians have their own beaches because the cant stand each other..part of the island doesn't allow jews and most of the bars and restaurants suck..otherwise its a good time
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haha

sounds like fun
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What Are You Eating Right Now

Made some chicken, onion, green/red pepper kebabs on the grill

turned out ok

usually too dry but juicy enough this time

craving ice cream
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going to slice up a hunk of sushi grade tuna from the local fish guy..just a little soy, some rice and probably a cold can of Hamms..
cherry amaretto ice cream for dessert
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sounds delicious

i polished off a bowl of costco super premium vanilla ice cream

the saturated fat will clog my arteries

but the joy will last a lifetime (short, due to the artery clog)
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wease wrote:You’d love it. You should go.
What the hell?
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doug rr wrote:going to slice up a hunk of sushi grade tuna from the local fish guy..just a little soy, some rice and probably a cold can of Hamms..
cherry amaretto ice cream for dessert
We did this a few weeks ago and the Tuna was absolutely amazing.

Now I want to eat Tuna.
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doug rr wrote:Tommy and I were talking earlier and this is now an Elton John chat place
I’m not a big Beatles guy, but I think after Rocket Man, Empty Garden is my favorite Elton song.


Also, the speed at which we can navigate this site is giving me real Fivehorizons vibes.
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