Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING

[spike]

It would explain his seething hatred of beige.

[dimejinky99]

It would explain his seething hatred of beige.

I hate beige too. I ordered a chair from Ikea and they didn’t have the seat cover colour I wanted. So I ordered the beige one thinking I could dye it.
I dyed it. It came out a light blue. That’ll do.
I can’t fuckin stand beige.

[BurtReynolds]

A ranking

1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good

I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.

You were also in the best feud this board has ever witnessed. The hatred was palpable. It’s where I learned the word cuck, as well.

that got real weird when he started asking me to meet him at a bar a couple blocks from my home at the time, presumably to fight.

Explains your shyness about getting in the arena!


Cocksucker is a great insult. Never give it up.

[dimejinky99]

So you’re not denying it.


Come out of the closet Burt

You’ll be happier.

[BurtReynolds]

My love of giant Amazonian women is not gay!

[daft twat]

We can't forget Dimejinky. He hates Burt a lot.

That's less a feud and more of me kicking a really dumb puppy. I know it's a little low class mocking him for all the dumb shit he says when his mental ability falls on the left end of the Bell curve, but someone has to do it, and I don't see any of you volunteering.

I haven’t even started on you. You’d best hope I don’t.

Cocksucker

My favorite resident gay (sorry Numbersup) dropping a capitalized “Cocksucker” as an insult on its own separate line like a William Carlos Williams poem made me lol, and the rest of you dick lickers didn’t even notice. Early poty candidate, imo.

I did notice. Not super impressed. Homophobic slurs seem a bit outdated to me.

It was definitely done in a more Deadwood sense / use than anything else.

But I’m gay and get to use it in any sense I like and it wasn’t homophobic. Burt wishes he was gay.
Or at least out. The fact that he isn’t out might explain all the anger and frustration from him.

You were quoting Deadwood again?

[Higgs]

Heterosexuals and homosexusls can both agree that deadwood is a terrible terrible thing.

[dimejinky99]

My love of giant Amazonian women is not gay!

I was just listening to a podcast about them the other day! Apparently there’s loads of records of them from early explorers and even encounters with them. But they just disappeared?

[dimejinky99]

We can't forget Dimejinky. He hates Burt a lot.

That's less a feud and more of me kicking a really dumb puppy. I know it's a little low class mocking him for all the dumb shit he says when his mental ability falls on the left end of the Bell curve, but someone has to do it, and I don't see any of you volunteering.

I haven’t even started on you. You’d best hope I don’t.

Cocksucker

My favorite resident gay (sorry Numbersup) dropping a capitalized “Cocksucker” as an insult on its own separate line like a William Carlos Williams poem made me lol, and the rest of you dick lickers didn’t even notice. Early poty candidate, imo.

I did notice. Not super impressed. Homophobic slurs seem a bit outdated to me.

It was definitely done in a more Deadwood sense / use than anything else.

But I’m gay and get to use it in any sense I like and it wasn’t homophobic. Burt wishes he was gay.
Or at least out. The fact that he isn’t out might explain all the anger and frustration from him.

You were quoting Deadwood again?

And what of it? I won’t have some limey cocksucker on the red mosquito thoroughfare accosting me and policing my language and choice of verbal artillery!
Be fucked! Cocksucker!


If you read it in calamity Jane’s voice it makes more fun

[dimejinky99]

Heterosexuals and homosexusls can both agree that deadwood is a terrible terrible thing.

Where to even start with that?
You hurt me here Higgs. Hurt me deeply.

[dimejinky99]

Sailor and Burt.

Sailor is Brendan Gleeson

[Jorge]

A ranking

1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good

I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.

You were also in the best feud this board has ever witnessed. The hatred was palpable. It’s where I learned the word cuck, as well.

With all respect to the Spike/Verb feud, it doesn't measure up to the Beef/Chud saga

[dimejinky99]

A ranking

1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good

I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.

You were also in the best feud this board has ever witnessed. The hatred was palpable. It’s where I learned the word cuck, as well.

With all respect to the Spike/Verb feud, it doesn't measure up to the Beef/Chud saga

What happened there? Does legend remember what it was about?

Or who won?

[BurtReynolds]

Something about him fucking a lesbian's gf I think.

[Higgs]

Heterosexuals and homosexusls can both agree that deadwood is a terrible terrible thing.

Where to even start with that?
You hurt me here Higgs. Hurt me deeply.

Not my intent. I was trying to make a funny re impotence. Never even seen the TV show.

[dimejinky99]

Heterosexuals and homosexusls can both agree that deadwood is a terrible terrible thing.

Where to even start with that?
You hurt me here Higgs. Hurt me deeply.

Not my intent. I was trying to make a funny re impotence. Never even seen the TV show.

You should watch it. It’s only three season and it’s so beautifully done every element of it. The set the size of a football field. The writing pure genius and the performances to match.
Get to it you ignorant limey illiterate cocksucker!

[wease]

Heterosexuals and homosexusls can both agree that deadwood is a terrible terrible thing.

Where to even start with that?
You hurt me here Higgs. Hurt me deeply.

Not my intent. I was trying to make a funny re impotence. Never even seen the TV show.

You should watch it. It’s only three season and it’s so beautifully done every element of it. The set the size of a football field. The writing pure genius and the performances to match.
Get to it you ignorant limey illiterate cocksucker!

And a movie

[dimejinky99]

Heterosexuals and homosexusls can both agree that deadwood is a terrible terrible thing.

Where to even start with that?
You hurt me here Higgs. Hurt me deeply.

Not my intent. I was trying to make a funny re impotence. Never even seen the TV show.

You should watch it. It’s only three season and it’s so beautifully done every element of it. The set the size of a football field. The writing pure genius and the performances to match.
Get to it you ignorant limey illiterate cocksucker!

And a movie

And the movie!

Did you like it?
I think I liked it. As a wrap up. I obviously wanted ten more seasons or however many but budget decides.
The film will do.

Calamity Jane for the win. Best lines and best delivery of.

[Jorge]

A ranking

1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good

I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.

You were also in the best feud this board has ever witnessed. The hatred was palpable. It’s where I learned the word cuck, as well.

With all respect to the Spike/Verb feud, it doesn't measure up to the Beef/Chud saga

What happened there? Does legend remember what it was about?

Or who won?

It's way too long to get into but in the end everyone involved was lesbians

[Higgs]

Heterosexuals and homosexusls can both agree that deadwood is a terrible terrible thing.

Where to even start with that?
You hurt me here Higgs. Hurt me deeply.

Not my intent. I was trying to make a funny re impotence. Never even seen the TV show.

You should watch it. It’s only three season and it’s so beautifully done every element of it. The set the size of a football field. The writing pure genius and the performances to match.
Get to it you ignorant limey illiterate cocksucker!

I'm literally downloading stuff to add to my Plex set up right now.

This ignorant limey illiterate cocksucker is indeed getting on it.