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Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sat August 06, 2016 12:11 am
by 96583UP
wease wrote:CopperTom wrote:
Isn't that the cover to Gregg Allman's Laid Back album?
how much does it cost to put this on a t-shirt
we can make an RM merch tent
the line will be short
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sat August 06, 2016 3:47 am
by CopperTom
*Gets in line*
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sat August 06, 2016 4:44 am
by Simple Torture
Tonight at Fenway was not as bad as I thought. I always end up encountering the same people at every Pearl Jam show:
1. I always end up sitting next to a guy who's from either Maine or Vermont or upstate New York who ends up being extremely talkative. Tonight, he was from Maine; he told me all about his four year old who's at home and about the drama he went through with his brother and friends when it came to getting tickets.
2. There's always someone in a row in front of me who turns around and tells a very weird story. Tonight, it was a guy who turned to my buddy and me and told us a very strange story about a little person who pretended to be Peter Dinklage so he could have sex with tons of women. This was apropos of absolutely nothing.
3. We always have a close encounter with a really drunk person who's making a bad decision. Tonight, it was a young woman who tried to get in a cab with a stranger, but, to his credit, her verbally abusive boyfriend made sure she didn't (he did use some racial slurs to refer to the driver, so credit revoked).
All of these people were harmless, though. Everybody had a good time, whether you were a superfan or just there to hang out and smoke weed.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sat August 06, 2016 1:27 pm
by commo
saw someone in one of these in dallas, i felt sad for them:

Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sat August 06, 2016 4:26 pm
by Bammer
I have that set. Wife hates it. The pants suck and I never wear them but I love the jacket.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sat August 06, 2016 4:27 pm
by Bammer
PS - I'm also in line at the RM merch tent.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sat August 06, 2016 6:11 pm
by commo
Bammer wrote:I have that set. Wife hates it. The pants suck and I never wear them but I love the jacket.

Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sun August 07, 2016 1:05 am
by wease
Bammer wrote:I have that set. Wife hates it. The pants suck and I never wear them but I love the jacket.
Is that not a women's ensemble?
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sun August 07, 2016 4:30 am
by Bammer
wease wrote:Bammer wrote:I have that set. Wife hates it. The pants suck and I never wear them but I love the jacket.
Is that not a women's ensemble?
It comes in two different cuts.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sun August 07, 2016 4:32 am
by 96583UP
you probably just dont have the right ass for those pants
she pulls it off, above
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sun August 07, 2016 5:55 am
by McParadigm
96583UP wrote:you probably just dont have the right ass for those pants
she pulls it off, above
You mean "skinny-fat, with not enough butt muscle to swell more than 2 inches beyond the crack?"
Yeah , she's a real peach.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sun August 07, 2016 11:02 am
by juggernaut
That's oddly accurate, McParadigm.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Sun August 07, 2016 1:16 pm
by McParadigm
I zoomed in.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Mon August 08, 2016 2:52 pm
by Captain Termite
I had read that this occurs, but friday night was the first time I encountered this: during the show, 2 different people at Fenway had on their phone what was (I assume) a picture of that night's handwritten setlist. What the fuck is up with that?
I guess it would be helpful if one was plotting a 20+ min excursion to deal with the huge beer lines, but I doubt that's what these people were doing.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Mon August 08, 2016 3:54 pm
by Norah
I looked at the setlist beforehand Friday night, and checked on it again during both encore breaks, but that was it.
I don't care about set spoilers, and it allowed me to plan my pee break as soon as Just Breathe started.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Mon August 08, 2016 4:09 pm
by Captain Termite
I understand what you mean about planning a piss break. Or it could be helpful if, for travel or other reasons, you wanted to leave before the 2nd encore unless the setlist showed something wildly unexpected.
But let's be honest, there's a difference between not caring about being spoiled and actively seeking out that information.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Mon August 08, 2016 4:10 pm
by Norah
meh, who cares what other people do?
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Mon August 08, 2016 4:14 pm
by Jorge
You guys are always talking about pee breaks at concerts. I don't think I've ever needed to pee at a show.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Mon August 08, 2016 4:14 pm
by Norah
I have a tiny bladder.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Mon August 08, 2016 4:17 pm
by LoathedVermin72
theplatypus wrote:You guys are always talking about pee breaks at concerts. I don't think I've ever needed to pee at a show.
I have also never done this. And I pee a lot.