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Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 2:09 am
by spike
Okay Goldilocks

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 2:24 am
by Jorge
I think of porridge as something Victorian orphans eat

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 2:27 am
by Ello Sailor
spike wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 2:09 amOkay Goldilocks
I didn't say I ate it, you fool.

Of all of your contributions, only tater tots has made any sense!

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 2:33 am
by Farmer John
Is porridge different from oatmeal? Because oatmeal is cool as shit

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 2:38 am
by Ello Sailor
Oatmeal is a type of porridge. And yes, poster dad has cemented oatmeal as extremely cool.

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 2:43 am
by bodysnatcher
Seems like people think they look cool with a mouthful of sunflower seeds and spitting them out, but I disagree

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 2:45 am
by Farmer John
bodysnatcher wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 2:43 am Seems like people think they look cool with a mouthful of sunflower seeds and spitting them out, but I disagree
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Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 2:46 am
by Ello Sailor
bodysnatcher wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 2:43 am Seems like people think they look cool with a mouthful of sunflower seeds and spitting them out, but I disagree
:lol:

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 3:03 am
by bodysnatcher
There's absolutely no way to look cool while eating cotton candy as an adult. Imagine trying to hit on a babe while you're holding a cone of cotton candy. No chance.

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 7:55 pm
by B
cheerios

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 9:40 pm
by oasisfan35
spike wrote: Wed June 17, 2026 11:14 am A1 sauce on steak
Immediately thought this but I suppose it is the combo that does it?

I'll nominate OG Airheads.

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 9:46 pm
by doug rr
tilapia

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Fri June 19, 2026 10:55 pm
by doug rr
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:53 pm
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 5:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 2:17 pmCasserole
Wrong. Casserole is cool as hell you uncool person.
No one under 80 makes casserole.
at least once a month right here...its a midwestern thing

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Sat June 20, 2026 1:03 am
by BurtReynolds
doug rr wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 10:55 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:53 pm
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 5:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 2:17 pmCasserole
Wrong. Casserole is cool as hell you uncool person.
No one under 80 makes casserole.
at least once a month right here...its a midwestern thing
String bean or tuna?

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Sat June 20, 2026 1:29 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
So this thread is just a “foods we don’t like” thread?

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Sat June 20, 2026 1:37 pm
by LoathedVermin72
To be fair I think Doug is 80.

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Sat June 20, 2026 5:17 pm
by Farmer John
Enough with the old people food. What about baby food? If you saw a grown man eating baby food out in public, would you think he was cool? No, you wouldn't.

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Sat June 20, 2026 7:24 pm
by Norah
bodysnatcher wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 3:03 am There's absolutely no way to look cool while eating cotton candy as an adult. Imagine trying to hit on a babe while you're holding a cone of cotton candy. No chance.
What if it's a bag of cotton candy?

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Sat June 20, 2026 8:07 pm
by Ello Sailor
lol

Re: The most uncool food

Posted: Mon June 22, 2026 1:10 am
by spike
Farmer John wrote: Sat June 20, 2026 5:17 pm Enough with the old people food. What about baby food? If you saw a grown man eating baby food out in public, would you think he was cool? No, you wouldn't.
I found out a few years ago that my mid 30s cousin often eats baby food as her lunch. I’m assuming it’s a budgetary/weight loss thing.