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Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2026 4:55 pm
by Ello Sailor
bada wrote: Wed July 22, 2026 12:45 pm
Ello Sailor wrote: Tue July 21, 2026 11:21 pm
bada wrote: Tue July 21, 2026 10:10 pm I find RM's vigorous defense of Zendaya weirder than Burt's dislike of her.
Dumbass neckbeard: *has a shitty take*

Everyone: "Well, that's stupid"

You: "Wow, you guys are weird for that"

Nice one, fella.
Nah you're all horny for her and she looks like she's 12 I know what's going on here.
5 ft. 10, 29 years of age. Yeah, righto.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2026 5:23 pm
by bada
I immediately saw the error of my ways after you dropped the height stat!

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2026 6:07 pm
by BurtReynolds
Another successful thread.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2026 7:41 pm
by epilogue
B wrote: Wed July 22, 2026 3:46 pm
epilogue wrote: Wed July 22, 2026 2:09 pm
B wrote: Wed July 22, 2026 2:03 pm
epilogue wrote: Wed July 22, 2026 12:05 am Zendaya is unique and talented. She's amazing. Why are we even acting like she's not?

I hate this thread
I believe the majority is with you.
Yeah, and?
Nothing. That's all.
:lol:

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2026 2:28 am
by Mecca
spike wrote: Wed July 22, 2026 8:51 am
spike wrote: Tue July 21, 2026 11:21 pm I’m totally neutral. No strong opinion either way.
I’d like to amend this. Coming out of the chute with just a first name is a bit presumptuous and arrogant. Sets the bar quite high and not sure she’s lived up to it yet.
I recall her going by her first and last name when she first hit the mainstream

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2026 2:38 am
by VinylGuy
Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman

a bit long, if you ask me she made a good call by just going with Zendaya

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2026 3:06 am
by spike
Mecca wrote: Thu July 23, 2026 2:28 am
spike wrote: Wed July 22, 2026 8:51 am
spike wrote: Tue July 21, 2026 11:21 pm I’m totally neutral. No strong opinion either way.
I’d like to amend this. Coming out of the chute with just a first name is a bit presumptuous and arrogant. Sets the bar quite high and not sure she’s lived up to it yet.
I recall her going by her first and last name when she first hit the mainstream
Perhaps she’s in every movie due to the immense single name pressure of needing to achieve household name status.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2026 3:18 am
by Ello Sailor
I think Madonna is giving her power. Single-name illuminati fuckery.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2026 12:55 pm
by VinylGuy
Madonna lost everything a long time ago. Its Beyonce now

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2026 8:58 pm
by Ello Sailor
I thought Lizzo was second in command. Interesting.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2026 9:53 pm
by Ello Sailor
Zendaya showed a full range of emotions in The Odyssey. What a performance. Haters in shambles.

"ShE oNlY hAs OnE facial ExPrEsSiOn", get the fuck out of here you dopey cunt.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2026 9:58 pm
by epilogue
Zendaya rules!

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Fri July 24, 2026 12:34 am
by VinylGuy
Ello Sailor wrote: Thu July 23, 2026 9:53 pm Zendaya showed a full range of emotions in The Odyssey. What a performance. Haters in shambles.

"ShE oNlY hAs OnE facial ExPrEsSiOn", get the fuck out of here you dopey cunt.
*glorified cameo

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Fri July 24, 2026 12:55 am
by Ello Sailor
Ensemble cast. The ladies can't all have as much screen time as Penelope, bro.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Fri July 24, 2026 1:03 am
by VinylGuy
:lol:

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Fri July 24, 2026 1:59 am
by BurtReynolds
She did stretch in the Odyssey. Not only did she have a blank expression, but she also added a quick crying expression to her repertoire. Unbelievable range.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Fri July 24, 2026 2:47 am
by Ello Sailor
Hating non-white actresses is not a personality, Burt.

Hit the treadmill, we've got a long way to go.

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Fri July 24, 2026 2:54 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Jorge wrote: Wed July 22, 2026 10:40 am
This is now eternally stuck in my head

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Fri July 24, 2026 3:19 am
by BurtReynolds
Ello Sailor wrote: Fri July 24, 2026 2:47 am Hating non-white actresses is not a personality, Burt.

Hit the treadmill, we've got a long way to go.
She'll be fine without your white knightery, hero of the internet.

Image

Re: Zendaya Appreciation Thread

Posted: Fri July 24, 2026 3:27 am
by Ello Sailor
Yes, impressing her is definitely more important to me than making fun of a fat, miserable, terminally-online chud. Good work, dickhead. You really thought that one through.