Pretzels: A Pretzel Thread

[Chris_H_2]

I like warm soft pretzels but served with cheese. But in New York they only serve any kind of pretzel with mustard. And when you ask for cheese or say you like cheese or whatever, people look at you like you raped a baby kangaroo in front of them.

I take my soft pretzel with neither cheese nor mustard.

I pegged you as one who likes it dry.

[epilogue]

I like warm soft pretzels but served with cheese. But in New York they only serve any kind of pretzel with mustard. And when you ask for cheese or say you like cheese or whatever, people look at you like you raped a baby kangaroo in front of them.

I take my soft pretzel with neither cheese nor mustard.

Well, duh.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I like warm soft pretzels but served with cheese. But in New York they only serve any kind of pretzel with mustard. And when you ask for cheese or say you like cheese or whatever, people look at you like you raped a baby kangaroo in front of them.

I take my soft pretzel with neither cheese nor mustard.

I pegged you as one who likes it dry.

I laughed.

[Kaius]

Enjoying some sourdough nibblers at the moment.

[NaiveAndTrue]

I like warm soft pretzels but served with cheese. But in New York they only serve any kind of pretzel with mustard. And when you ask for cheese or say you like cheese or whatever, people look at you like you raped a baby kangaroo in front of them.

Redic. In Philly you can get a huge platter of bite sized soft pretzels with sides of several kinds of mustard, cheese, chocolate syrup and even frosting. Tell NY they can shove it, cause they don't know what they're talking about.

[Alex]

"philadelphia: we don't limit your condiments to just cheese"

[NaiveAndTrue]

"philadelphia: we don't limit your condiments to just cheese"

I eat meatloaf with A1, Worcestershire sauce and ketchup. Together. FunFact.

[Lament]

I plan on getting some pretzels tonight at the employee Christmas party I'm going to.

[Alex]

I plan on getting some pretzels tonight at the employee Christmas party I'm going to.

what do you do for a living?

[Lament]

I plan on getting some pretzels tonight at the employee Christmas party I'm going to.

what do you do for a living?

I come up with new flavors of Halls cough drops.

[Alex]

I plan on getting some pretzels tonight at the employee Christmas party I'm going to.

what do you do for a living?

I come up with new flavors of Halls cough drops.

i was going to guess that you worked in the pretzel business

[Lament]

I plan on getting some pretzels tonight at the employee Christmas party I'm going to.

what do you do for a living?

I come up with new flavors of Halls cough drops.

i was going to guess that you worked in the pretzel business

I don't like to mix work with the things I love.

[Lament]

Smoky Bones has excellent pretzels, guys.

[Alex]

if you keep eating pretzels you're going to turn into a pretzel

[E.H. Ruddock]

if you keep eating pretzels you're going to turn into a pretzel

Alex, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

[Alex]

if you keep eating pretzels you're going to turn into a pretzel

Alex, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

yes, and then i'd wash myself down with a tall, cold budweiser

[@SkitchP]

The generic jersey Mike Trout SuperPretzel box is mildly hilarious

[Lament]

Nothing like opening the fridge and seeing generic jersey Mike Trout smiling uncomfortably at me from the SuperPretzel box.

[Lament]

Buffalo Wild Wings has surprisingly enjoyable soft pretzels. Very light and fluffy.

[BigRedLedbetter]

Ugh. Now I want a ballpark hot dog and soft pretzel with mustard. March can't get here soon enough!