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Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Thu April 03, 2025 1:22 am
by E.H. Ruddock
New Statham movie is number one movie in America
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Thu April 03, 2025 1:43 am
by spike
E.H. Ruddock wrote:New Statham movie is number one movie in America
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Thu April 03, 2025 3:38 am
by Ello Sailor
E.H. Ruddock wrote:New Statham movie is number one movie in America
Have you been possessed by a Dagestani MMA fighter or something?
Numba one bratha.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Thu April 03, 2025 4:48 am
by VinylGuy
E.H. Ruddock wrote:New Statham movie is number one movie in America
Ok this is it. China and Russia won.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Thu April 03, 2025 11:57 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Ello Sailor wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:New Statham movie is number one movie in America
Have you been possessed by a Dagestani MMA fighter or something?
Numba one bratha.

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Wed January 21, 2026 3:03 am
by daft twat
Just watched Wrath of Man. Not great. Not a bad way to spend two hours tho. Andy Garcia was apparently workshopping his Landman character in this.
I knew for a fact I hadn’t seen this movie, but I could not with 100% certainty say that about all of his movies.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Wed January 21, 2026 3:08 am
by BurtReynolds
daft twat wrote:Just watched Wrath of Man. Not great. Not a bad way to spend two hours tho. Andy Garcia was apparently workshopping his Landman character in this.
I knew for a fact I hadn’t seen this movie, but I could not with 100% certainty say that about all of his movies.
I thought it was surprisingly good until the last act when it kinda fell apart.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Wed January 21, 2026 3:08 am
by BurtReynolds
daft twat wrote:Just watched Wrath of Man. Not great. Not a bad way to spend two hours tho. Andy Garcia was apparently workshopping his Landman character in this.
I knew for a fact I hadn’t seen this movie, but I could not with 100% certainty say that about all of his movies.
I thought it was surprisingly good until the last act when it kinda fell apart.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Thu August 20, 2026 3:02 am
by daft twat
I got a Vsee box this summer. I was looking for something to watch without my wife while she’s visiting her folks, and I saw there was a Statham movie called Mutiny on there. Watched it. Mid. Like Under Siege without the critical cake scene. Looked the movie up afterwards and see that it comes out this Friday. These Vsee boxes are weird. I watched the new Spidey on it last week, but it was a really good cam shot. This movie was a digital hd release.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Thu August 20, 2026 3:07 am
by BurtReynolds
Apparently Amazon accidentally released it on streaming for awhile so pirates got it early. Oops.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Thu August 20, 2026 3:11 am
by daft twat
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu August 20, 2026 3:07 am
Apparently Amazon accidentally released it on streaming for awhile so pirates got it early. Oops.
I just read this article. Crazy how fast they operate. To be fair, this should have been a straight to streaming release.