Red Mosquito

Simple Torture wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:You know what else really bothered me? The odd heel turn of Dr. Henry Wu.

Totally "sequel set-up."

Jurassic Park V: Dinos in the Hood

You know what else really bothered me? That the filmmakers chose to spend a bunch of time with two annoying kids when B.D. fucking Wong is in their movie.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:You know what else really bothered me? That the filmmakers chose to spend a bunch of time with two annoying kids when B.D. fucking Wong is in their movie.

I was so relieved when that kid jumped in the water and just for a moment we didnt have to see his awful hair for a minute

You guys are making me excited for this movie.

@SkitchP wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:You know what else really bothered me? That the filmmakers chose to spend a bunch of time with two annoying kids when B.D. fucking Wong is in their movie.

I was so relieved when that kid jumped in the water and just for a moment we didnt have to see his awful hair for a minute

Nothing really "bothered" me about this movie except that, for the 4th movie in a row, people can outrun dinosaurs when it's convenient.

So there wasn't a Spinosaurus in the park. It's not like they had exhausted the list of Giant Ass Scary As Fuck Dinosaurs, so why in the hell did they make one up?

These are far from the biggest problems with this movie, guys.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:These are far from the biggest problems with this movie, guys.

I dont know, the whole motivation for the creation of the "villain" is flawed. It's a pretty big problem.

@SkitchP wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:These are far from the biggest problems with this movie, guys.

I dont know, the whole motivation for the creation of the "villain" is flawed. It's a pretty big problem.

Sure, but I'd say it's secondary to the movie having no understanding of pacing, shot construction, character devlopment, visual awe, how special effects should implemented, etc. God this movie was a mess.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:These are far from the biggest problems with this movie, guys.

I dont know, the whole motivation for the creation of the "villain" is flawed. It's a pretty big problem.

Sure, but I'd say it's secondary to the movie having no understanding of pacing, shot construction, character devlopment, visual awe, how special effects should implemented, etc. God this movie was a mess.

It really was so bad on every level, except the aforementioned Mr. DNA.

character development lol.

there was plenty of character development in the way of the new dinosaur, optimus T-rex.

Were there any dinosaurs in this that weren't CGI? Besides various body parts (i.e., the raptor heads and the dying brontosaurus).

red calzolaio wrote:character development lol.

there was plenty of character development in the way of the new dinosaur, optimus T-rex.

Don't be dumb. There was plenty of well-done character development in both of Spielberg's films. Let's not act like what makes the first movie a classic is just that it had dinosaurs and special effects - it was expertly crafted blockbuster entertainment. Yes, that involves character development.

do you think you are better than this movie, LV?

BurtReynolds wrote:do you think you are better than this movie, LV?

don't start with me

harrumph!

I enjoyed this. There's so much you could pull apart in this movie if you wanted to, but it's just a dumb Hollywood movie and at its essence was fun!

Rangi Guy wrote:I enjoyed this. There's so much you could pull apart in this movie if you wanted to, but it's just a dumb Hollywood movie and at its essence was fun!

This. It succeeded in that
Also LV loves black hat.

@SkitchP wrote:The good

Spoiler: show

1. Mr. DNA
2. The ruins of the original center
3. Bryce Dallas Howard is cuter than I thought

The bad

Spoiler: show

literally everything else

BDH is the best thing to come from Ron Howard since Rebel Alley Howard