How many donuts have you had today?

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Regrettably, zero.







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None and I'm really craving one.
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I had one mini powdered donut. I don't think it counts.
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those are delicious and absolutely count
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cutuphalfdead wrote:those are delicious and absolutely count
But they're so small. I only count regular sized donuts as 1. I've had 20 percent of a donut today.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:those are delicious and absolutely count
But they're so small. I only count regular sized donuts as 1. I've had 20 percent of a donut today.
The prefix "mini" totally negates your argument. You didn't have a precentage of a donut, you had a small donut.
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wease wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:those are delicious and absolutely count
But they're so small. I only count regular sized donuts as 1. I've had 20 percent of a donut today.
The prefix "mini" totally negates your argument. You didn't have a precentage of a donut, you had a small donut.
would a donut hole be a donut?

because I think a mini doughnut is a regular donut with just the hole all squished up
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I just had 6 white powdered mini donuts.
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knee tunes wrote:
wease wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:those are delicious and absolutely count
But they're so small. I only count regular sized donuts as 1. I've had 20 percent of a donut today.
The prefix "mini" totally negates your argument. You didn't have a precentage of a donut, you had a small donut.
would a donut hole be a donut?

because I think a mini doughnut is a regular donut with just the hole all squished up
No. The donut hole is the hole. The donut is still the donut. they're entirely different fried dough confectioneries.
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wease wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
wease wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:those are delicious and absolutely count
But they're so small. I only count regular sized donuts as 1. I've had 20 percent of a donut today.
The prefix "mini" totally negates your argument. You didn't have a precentage of a donut, you had a small donut.
would a donut hole be a donut?

because I think a mini doughnut is a regular donut with just the hole all squished up
No. The donut hole is the hole. The donut is still the donut. they're entirely different fried dough confectioneries.
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they're called munchkins
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cutuphalfdead wrote:they're called munchkins
Goddamn right they are.
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wease wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:they're called munchkins
Goddamn right they are.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
wease wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:they're called munchkins
Goddamn right they are.
we've really bonded recently
We do see eye-to-eye on a lot of important issues.

And I did name my dog after you.
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wease wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
wease wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:they're called munchkins
Goddamn right they are.
we've really bonded recently
We do see eye-to-eye on a lot of important issues.

And I did name my dog after you.
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wease wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:those are delicious and absolutely count
But they're so small. I only count regular sized donuts as 1. I've had 20 percent of a donut today.
The prefix "mini" totally negates your argument. You didn't have a precentage of a donut, you had a small donut.
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One
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