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[Bammer]

Do you think that pumping gas question should be its own thread?

This type of question went out the window when this place became the Garbage Dump.

Also, new threads generate more conversation.

Then lock this thread. Do it.

[Jorge]

yeah i will never understand the thread nazi mentality. very traggish

Bammer is an uptight weirdo about this shit

[Bammer]

yeah i will never understand the thread nazi mentality. very traggish

Bammer is an uptight weirdo about this shit

Why?

[Jorge]

yeah i will never understand the thread nazi mentality. very traggish

Bammer is an uptight weirdo about this shit

Why?

I'm guessing some kind of childhood trauma

[Chris_H_2]

I’m guessing bammer wouldn’t be as apoplectic if he hadn’t created the threads to which he’s trying to steer traffic

[tree_]

word of the day alert

[Bammer]

I’m guessing bammer wouldn’t be as apoplectic if he hadn’t created the threads to which he’s trying to steer traffic

I’m so vain!!!

[Chris_H_2]

I’m guessing bammer wouldn’t be as apoplectic if he hadn’t created the threads to which he’s trying to steer traffic

I’m so vain!!!

again with the apoplexy

[Bammer]

I’m guessing bammer wouldn’t be as apoplectic if he hadn’t created the threads to which he’s trying to steer traffic

I’m so vain!!!

again with the apoplexy

Welcome back

[tree_]

If "good" can be a noun, why can't "bad", or "average", etc.?

Canned Goods
Canned Bads
Canned Averages

People do say "my bad", but that's stupid.

[Bammer]

Ok definitely time to lock the thread now.

[BurtReynolds]

Why would someone can a bad?

[tree_]

I can't afford canned goods right now, so I'm going to pick up some canned OKs after work.

Wal Mart charges too much for their goods, so I'm going to the dollar store to pick up some below averages.

[epilogue]

I like when people use these GD threads to test drive their stand-up material.

[doug rr]

do you squeegie your shower glass?

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[spike]

No but we did squeegee the floor of the shower in the last place we lived because of mineral buildup due to poor slope

I thought you lived in Park Slope?

[knee tunes]

How many calories in a Mark Lanegan song?

[daft twat]

That guy died.

[Bammer]

What is KT smoking tonight?