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Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sun August 13, 2023 7:48 am
by knee tunes
96583UP wrote:so much tree trimming
neighbor's cherry trees hanging over the fence having a blockbuster year
like having mountains of grapes hanging overhead
they are ripe now, and drop and splatter red stainy juice
attracting all kinds of animals
dropping shit on my pool deck and into the pool
enough
i used my special grade northern italian imported tree trimming pole thing
i slice you tree
over and over and over
showering in berries
but i slice you
and put your branches on the curb
curbed you
gtfo of my pool deck
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sun August 13, 2023 11:49 am
by Higgs
Had a 7 hour round trip drive today to pick up my wife from a girls weekend. I was hapilly cruising along doing 116 in a 110 zone, sticking to the left hand lane, no other cars around. I notice this car coming up behind me at a steady pace and it ends up sitting on my arse for a few kilometres. Not actually tailgating as such, but way too close for my comfort given we were in a 110 zone.
Then I twigged to what was going on - the dude has adaptive cruise control set faster than my 116 and also in "peak hour mode" so the set gap between cars is as small as it can be. So he stuck behind me at a consistently too close distance.
There was no one else on the road but us two and it was a dual carriageway, but this dude wouldn't overtake me. So I indicated across to the RH lane and got out of his cruise control "vision", the car automatically picked up pace and cruised past me. I then jumped back into the LH lane and carried on with my drive.
Not gonna lie, I thought I was soooo clever coming up with that lane change. I felt like I was making his car do my bidding!
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sun August 13, 2023 12:48 pm
by 96583UP
you def should have farted on his cock
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sun August 13, 2023 1:17 pm
by Bammer
Was the other driver asleep?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sun August 13, 2023 5:49 pm
by Ello Sailor
Higgs wrote:Not gonna lie, I thought I was soooo clever coming up with that lane change. I felt like I was making his car do my bidding!
Obi Wan over here using mind tricks on droids. Most excellent.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 12:48 am
by SaucinOnU
Grilled thicc sirloins from Costco.
@bammer
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 1:06 am
by Peeps
It was me and the pooch weekend.
He learned to go up steps. Finally walked into pet smart. And took about 546 pictures of him this weekend. If you care to, Instagram is bogey_dog_23
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 2:06 am
by 96583UP
beach
burger
pool
sandwiches
drums
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 2:38 am
by Higgs
96583UP wrote:beach
burger
pool
sandwiches
drums
Is this like Trump's cognitive test?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 10:23 pm
by BurtReynolds
I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.
Good day.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 10:25 pm
by BurtReynolds
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 10:44 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 10:45 pm
by BurtReynolds
This one's for you, John.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 10:56 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
BurtReynolds wrote:I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.
Good day.
Tell us your secrets
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 10:57 pm
by tommy
BurtReynolds wrote:I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.
Good day.
Nice work, brother. Stick it to those pricks.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 11:01 pm
by spike
tommy wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.
Good day.
Nice work, brother. Stick it to those pricks.
lowest taxes in the world and we’re still overtaxed lol
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 11:02 pm
by 96583UP
congrats burt!
now time to rail some yuuuge lines!
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 11:02 pm
by 96583UP
Higgs wrote:96583UP wrote:beach
burger
pool
sandwiches
drums
Is this like Trump's cognitive test?
work
sandwiches
bike
work
pool maintenance
laundry
salad, pizza, pie
(?)
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 11:03 pm
by BurtReynolds
E.H. Ruddock wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.
Good day.
Tell us your secrets
1. Ignore it for years.
2. Finally call them and have the lady say, "the computer says you owe us, so you owe us. Goodbye."
3. Try to get your accountant to fix it. He doesn't try very hard.
4. A few more years go by.
5. Call them again and another lady says, "looks like they deleted it. I guess you don't owe us anything. We'll send you a refund. Have a good day."
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon August 14, 2023 11:04 pm
by spike
Must’ve been a real fortune.