The Home Improvement Thread

[Monkey_Driven]

Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.

Fixed

Please tell me you sang Walking on Broken Glass the entire time.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Monkey_Driven]

Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.

Fixed

Please tell me you sang Walking on Broken Glass the entire time.

D'oh! Missed opportunity.

Next time...

[Balki]

What was your favorite episode of Home Improvement, folks?
And why did they always have a heavy chested assistant on their show?

[Monkey_Driven]

What was your favorite episode of Home Improvement, folks?
And why did they always have a heavy chested assistant on their show?

Sex sells Balki

[Balki]

What was your favorite episode of Home Improvement, folks?
And why did they always have a heavy chested assistant on their show?

Sex sells Balki

Your lack of a comma here has me questioning what you mean

[tree_]

What was your favorite episode of Home Improvement, folks?
And why did they always have a heavy chested assistant on their show?

Sex sells Balki

Your lack of a comma here has me questioning what you mean

Sex sells everyone

[Monkey_Driven]

It can be read multiple ways.

[Strat]

I'm looking forward to partaking in this thread.

[bodysnatcher]

this is by far my most successful thread

[Monkey_Driven]

this is by far my most successful thread

Proud of you.

[Strat]

Im a home owner.

[Monkey_Driven]

Im a home owner.

How many acres do you own now?

[Strat]

Im a home owner.

How many acres do you own now?

.053

Do you think I should bring in some hired hands to help me till the land?

[Monkey_Driven]

Im a home owner.

How many acres do you own now?

.053

Do you think I should bring in some hired hands to help me till the land?

Yes, you will need at least three. What crops do you plan to grow? Do you need to build an irrigation system?

[epilogue]

Im a home owner.

Really?! Congrats, man. That's so awesome.

[Strat]

Im a home owner.

Really?! Congrats, man. That's so awesome.

Thank you sir!!!

Official home owner but I dont get possession till thursday at Noon. So, not only am I a home owner, I am also a landlord.

[epilogue]

Im a home owner.

Really?! Congrats, man. That's so awesome.

Thank you sir!!!

Official home owner but I dont get possession till thursday at Noon. So, not only am I a home owner, I am also a landlord.

That's the dream!

[Strat]

Im a home owner.

How many acres do you own now?

.053

Do you think I should bring in some hired hands to help me till the land?

Yes, you will need at least three. What crops do you plan to grow? Do you need to build an irrigation system?

I believe this climate is really only conducive to kale, spinach, peppers, and berries. Im going to grow all summer log just so i can have my very own salad come september.

[epilogue]

Im a home owner.

How many acres do you own now?

.053

Do you think I should bring in some hired hands to help me till the land?

Yes, you will need at least three. What crops do you plan to grow? Do you need to build an irrigation system?

I believe this climate is really only conducive to kale, spinach, peppers, and berries. Im going to grow all summer log just so i can have my very own salad come september.