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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Fri April 20, 2018 3:33 pm
by Monkey_Driven
tragabigzanda wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.
Fixed
Please tell me you sang Walking on Broken Glass the entire time.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Fri April 20, 2018 3:47 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Fri April 20, 2018 4:00 pm
by Monkey_Driven
tragabigzanda wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Broken glass in the garbage disposal, goddammit. All my tools and shop vac are at my warehouse, so there goes tomorrow afternoon.
Fixed
Please tell me you sang Walking on Broken Glass the entire time.
D'oh! Missed opportunity.
Next time...
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 2:53 pm
by Balki
What was your favorite episode of Home Improvement, folks?
And why did they always have a heavy chested assistant on their show?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 2:56 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Balki wrote:What was your favorite episode of Home Improvement, folks?
And why did they always have a heavy chested assistant on their show?
Sex sells Balki
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 3:17 pm
by Balki
Monkey_Driven wrote:Balki wrote:What was your favorite episode of Home Improvement, folks?
And why did they always have a heavy chested assistant on their show?
Sex sells Balki
Your lack of a comma here has me questioning what you mean
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 3:19 pm
by tree_
Balki wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Balki wrote:What was your favorite episode of Home Improvement, folks?
And why did they always have a heavy chested assistant on their show?
Sex sells Balki
Your lack of a comma here has me questioning what you mean
Sex sells everyone
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 3:25 pm
by Monkey_Driven
It can be read multiple ways.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 3:53 pm
by Strat
I'm looking forward to partaking in this thread.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:29 pm
by bodysnatcher
this is by far my most successful thread
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:32 pm
by Monkey_Driven
bodysnatcher wrote:this is by far my most successful thread
Proud of you.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:34 pm
by Strat
Im a home owner.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:35 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Strat wrote:Im a home owner.
How many acres do you own now?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:37 pm
by Strat
Monkey_Driven wrote:Strat wrote:Im a home owner.
How many acres do you own now?
.053
Do you think I should bring in some hired hands to help me till the land?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:39 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Strat wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Strat wrote:Im a home owner.
How many acres do you own now?
.053
Do you think I should bring in some hired hands to help me till the land?
Yes, you will need at least three. What crops do you plan to grow? Do you need to build an irrigation system?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:40 pm
by epilogue
Strat wrote:Im a home owner.
Really?! Congrats, man. That's so awesome.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:42 pm
by Strat
durdencommatyler wrote:Strat wrote:Im a home owner.
Really?! Congrats, man. That's so awesome.
Thank you sir!!!
Official home owner but I dont get possession till thursday at Noon. So, not only am I a home owner, I am also a landlord.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:42 pm
by epilogue
Strat wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Strat wrote:Im a home owner.
Really?! Congrats, man. That's so awesome.
Thank you sir!!!
Official home owner but I dont get possession till thursday at Noon. So, not only am I a home owner, I am also a landlord.
That's the dream!
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:43 pm
by Strat
Monkey_Driven wrote:Strat wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Strat wrote:Im a home owner.
How many acres do you own now?
.053
Do you think I should bring in some hired hands to help me till the land?
Yes, you will need at least three. What crops do you plan to grow? Do you need to build an irrigation system?
I believe this climate is really only conducive to kale, spinach, peppers, and berries. Im going to grow all summer log just so i can have my very own salad come september.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:44 pm
by epilogue
Strat wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Strat wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Strat wrote:Im a home owner.
How many acres do you own now?
.053
Do you think I should bring in some hired hands to help me till the land?
Yes, you will need at least three. What crops do you plan to grow? Do you need to build an irrigation system?
I believe this climate is really only conducive to kale, spinach, peppers, and berries. Im going to grow all summer log just so i can have my very own salad come september.
