Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
3rd with an unknown source. Oregon.
You have to shave your nipples if you want to be with me.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Shit! Damian Lillard?!HardTI wrote:3rd with an unknown source. Oregon.
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- dimejinky99
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
It’s exploding all over Europe it’s naive to think it won’t in America.
I’m here for the trump of it all. Denying people healthcare while bullshitting it’s a disease created by the libs and the dems.
Well if so, fix it you fucker. You’ll be a god in their eyes.
But no
I’m here for the trump of it all. Denying people healthcare while bullshitting it’s a disease created by the libs and the dems.
Well if so, fix it you fucker. You’ll be a god in their eyes.
But no
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
We got it here in the Seattle area now ... teenager with no known source, woman in 50’s who had been in Asia.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
everyone should pause to enjoy their jobs now while they still have them
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this is going to blow the numbers way up in the US
https://www.wsj.com/articles/fda-to-all ... 72?mod=mhp
hopefully the dialogue is ‘look how many people who got it but aren’t dead! now we can calm down’
but alas instead it will probably be
‘look how many people have it!!! holy shit we’re all gonna die!!!!!!’
https://www.wsj.com/articles/fda-to-all ... 72?mod=mhp
hopefully the dialogue is ‘look how many people who got it but aren’t dead! now we can calm down’
but alas instead it will probably be
‘look how many people have it!!! holy shit we’re all gonna die!!!!!!’
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But I need a mask to feel safe!!!! And to gratify my fear of ‘the other’!!!!The U.S. Surgeon General urged people to “stop buying masks,” saying on Twitter that they’re not effective in preventing the general public from catching coronavirus.
The best way to protect yourself and your community is with everyday preventive actions, like staying home when you are sick and washing hands with soap and water, to help slow the spread of respiratory illness,” Jerome M. Adams said in a tweet.
And staying home when sick?!?!? What a bizarre concept!!!
I WANT EVERYONE WHO IS WELL TO STAY HOME
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... nd=premium
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That was me.dimejinky99 wrote:First death in the US. Washington state
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Here is how it's gone for Italy in the space of a week
Day1: 14cases/1dead
Day2: 76/2
Day3: 153/3
Day4: 231/7
Day5: 374/12
Day6: 528/17
Day7: 821/21
Day8: 1128/29
Day1: 14cases/1dead
Day2: 76/2
Day3: 153/3
Day4: 231/7
Day5: 374/12
Day6: 528/17
Day7: 821/21
Day8: 1128/29
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Is this "dunk on Burt" month?dimejinky99 wrote:We’d never be that lucky
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
not it!dimejinky99 wrote:First death in the US. Washington state
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Fingers crossed for bammer.bune wrote:not it!dimejinky99 wrote:First death in the US. Washington state
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
soon american-hating malcontents’ dreams of mass american (elderly with pre-existing condition) death may come true!!!!
more good news: you can continue to piggy-back off our defense umbrella
more good news: you can continue to piggy-back off our defense umbrella
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
we pulled into seattle yesterday and today I'm coughing
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everyone in my office was coughing the last 2 weeks
when the dust settles we will all look back and realize we already had it
when the dust settles we will all look back and realize we already had it
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96583UP wrote:soon american-hating malcontents’ dreams of mass american (elderly with pre-existing condition) death may come true!!!!
more good news: you can continue to piggy-back off our defense umbrella
Trump : this virus is a hoax created by the dems!!
Trumps central demographic (elderly w pre exisiting conditions) : we’re dying in multitudes!
Silver linings
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