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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu March 09, 2023 8:47 pm
by dad
I hope we never have to close or lock this thread.
Do we have any metrics for the amount of activity in here lately?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu March 09, 2023 8:51 pm
by Coach
The Board is at an all-time high in weight loss, time lost due to excessive waiting, and poop talk.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 12:49 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I fear I am back on the constipation train.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 1:50 am
by Higgs
Lately my poop has been giving off the distinct odour of some of the rubs we have been using on the steaks we throw on the Weber. Its like its going straight through me and I am laying well-seasoned logs. I might want to ease off on the seasoning for a bit.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 1:52 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I fear I am back on the constipation train.
damnit, no.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 2:03 am
by bodysnatcher
Unlike our collective buttholes, thus thread will never close !
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 2:01 pm
by wease
Had a substantial movement this morning. Everyone should have one like that every day. The world would be a happier place.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 2:21 pm
by bodysnatcher
Jealous
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 2:22 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 2:49 pm
by bodysnatcher
I can feel one brewing
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 3:00 pm
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.
I produced one solid log as well. It popped out like champagne cork, so excited to see what’s coming.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 3:04 pm
by bodysnatcher
bodysnatcher wrote:I can feel one brewing
What a disappointment. It was basically a strawberry.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 4:56 pm
by bodysnatcher
bodysnatcher wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:I can feel one brewing
What a disappointment. It was basically a strawberry.
Followed it up with some soft serve
Now if I could find a way to poop sprinkles we’d have a nice little dessert going here.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 5:19 pm
by spike
jfc
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 5:35 pm
by bodysnatcher
love it when you take a dump an hour after your shower, and your wipes are like someone brushed your crack with some brown Sherwin Williams
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 6:15 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:love it when you take a dump an hour after your shower, and your wipes are like someone brushed your crack with some brown Sherwin Williams
It’s worse when it happens right after the shower.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 6:17 pm
by spike
you always gotta shit before the shower, guys.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 6:18 pm
by tree_
Anybody ever poop whilst showering? I haven't.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 6:37 pm
by spike
I just received some live texts from a friend that would fit right into this thread.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri March 10, 2023 6:45 pm
by tree_
what'd the texts say