Red Mosquito

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:i am so unbelievably enraged by dad right now

I can’t believe he’s admitting what he did. Total aloofness.

seriously. this is definitely a perpetual pox on his house.

wow. you fucking monsters.

We’re not the monsters here.

obviously, i disagree.

i didn't even win. i was dead last.

and you ruined it for everyone else who wasn't playing you a particular week.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:i am so unbelievably enraged by dad right now

I can’t believe he’s admitting what he did. Total aloofness.

seriously. this is definitely a perpetual pox on his house.

wow. you fucking monsters.

We’re not the monsters here.

obviously, i disagree.

i didn't even win. i was dead last.

and you ruined it for everyone else who wasn't playing you a particular week.

ohnohelp i hav komitd horbull sen.

please forgive me, based mel kiper.

dad wrote:I think I've joined one fantasy football league in my life. It was about ten years ago with some coworkers. I wasn't even following football at the time, but they didn't have enough people so I joined. No money, just bragging rights. I think I picked last, and I never made any lineup changes.

post your team

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:I think I've joined one fantasy football league in my life. It was about ten years ago with some coworkers. I wasn't even following football at the time, but they didn't have enough people so I joined. No money, just bragging rights. I think I picked last, and I never made any lineup changes.

post your team

i would if i could.

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:I think I've joined one fantasy football league in my life. It was about ten years ago with some coworkers. I wasn't even following football at the time, but they didn't have enough people so I joined. No money, just bragging rights. I think I picked last, and I never made any lineup changes.

post your team

Stephen Gostkowski - K
Justin Tucker - K
Adam Vinatieri - K
Nick Novak - K
Mason Crosby - K
Phil Dawson - K
Jay Feely - K
Dolphins - Def
Dan Carpenter - K
Nick Folk - K
Ravens - Def
Stephen Hauschka - K
Randy Bullock - K
Caleb Sturgis - K
Cowboys - Def
Shaun Suisham - K
Dan Bailey - K

you're really losing sleep over this.

The first season we played, we had a guy like dad in our league. He never changed his lineup. Our season had made it to the playoffs, we were all out at a bar watching games. We were cracking on him for never updating his lineup, and he said that the only computer he had access to was at work and they monitored his browsing history, so he didn’t want to risk it.

He had no idea there was a phone app.

Did he win the league that year?

He won zero games

how were you affected by his lack of participation though?

I’ve certainly had seasons where I’ve WANTED to just abandon my team but I always just play thru till the end.

We've learned a lot about the type of man dad is today

dad wrote:how were you affected by his lack of participation though?

We kicked him out and I’m not sure I ever spoke to him again

bodysnatcher wrote:

dad wrote:how were you affected by his lack of participation though?

We kicked him out and I’m not sure I ever spoke to him again

Exactly what should have happened

guys, i was literally an extra. nobody complained.

except for chris and spike.

and now, tommy i guess.

tommy wrote:We've learned a lot about the type of man dad is today

sure you did.

dad wrote:guys, i was literally an extra. nobody complained.

except for chris and spike.

and now, tommy i guess.

I offered no judgement

dad wrote:guys, i was literally an extra. nobody complained.

except for chris and spike.

and now, tommy i guess.

If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea what the fuck any of this means

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

Jorge wrote:

dad wrote:guys, i was literally an extra. nobody complained.

except for chris and spike.

and now, tommy i guess.

If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea what the fuck any of this means

i do feel better, thank you.