Red Mosquito

E.H. Ruddock wrote:dime, are you honestly hoping for Rey to be Luke's kid? That is surprising if so. I talked to a casual SW fan the other day about the topic, and even she said "that would be lame if they did that".

The very least satisfying outcome is she is nobody. Seriously? This mad powerful force user was abandoned by her mystery parents and that’s the story? That’s going to take up as much time to explain who her parents were / how they died as any other outcome but will have none of the impact of her being Luke’s daughter or obi wans granddaughter. Either of those options would have all that tasty echoes and symmetry that is at the heart of Star Wars.

Have a go though.

I think Obi Wan's granddaughter would be fantastic. Just not Luke's daughter.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I think Obi Wan's granddaughter would be fantastic. Just not Luke's daughter.

She could be both Luke’s daughter and obi wans granddaughter. Why is it Obi wan speaks to her twice directly in that vision?

Be a cool set up for the Kenobi film to have a love story element. Luke would have to be falling in love with his daughter at some point. Who knows?

Even without that the echo of a Skywalker now training a Kenobi and her being a Kenobi and giving Him that same blade that her grandfather did? It’s too tasty to ignore.

She is obviously the product of an incestual relationship between Luke and Leia.

It’s as likely she knows who her family Is and it’s just not shown to us. She seems to remember them in TFA. Only question then is why did they leave her in such a shitty place ? And with unkarr plutt of all people?

dimejinky99 wrote:It’s as likely she knows who her family Is and it’s just not shown to us. She seems to remember them in TFA. Only question then is why did they leave her in such a shitty place ? And with unkarr plutt of all people?

noooooooooo thats myyyyyyyyyy shiiiipppp

What an awfully delivered line.

Strat wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:It’s as likely she knows who her family Is and it’s just not shown to us. She seems to remember them in TFA. Only question then is why did they leave her in such a shitty place ? And with unkarr plutt of all people?

noooooooooo thats myyyyyyyyyy shiiiipppp

What an awfully delivered line.

I fucking hate Simon pegg. It gets worse in TLJ.

Prince Harry prince William Tom hardy and gary Barlow are all in the same scene dressed as stormtroopers in TLJ.

The Last is the most offensive. You guys in the US just be happy you don’t know who he is.

dimejinky99 wrote:

Strat wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:It’s as likely she knows who her family Is and it’s just not shown to us. She seems to remember them in TFA. Only question then is why did they leave her in such a shitty place ? And with unkarr plutt of all people?

noooooooooo thats myyyyyyyyyy shiiiipppp

What an awfully delivered line.

I fucking hate Simon pegg. It gets worse in TLJ.

Prince Harry prince William Tom hardy and gary Barlow are all in the same scene dressed as stormtroopers in TLJ.

The Last is the most offensive. You guys in the US just be happy you don’t know who he is.

What have you got against Take That?

dimejinky99 wrote:[ytEv1aBt-_Zs4[/yt]

This is what I was thinking too

dimejinky99 wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:dime, are you honestly hoping for Rey to be Luke's kid? That is surprising if so. I talked to a casual SW fan the other day about the topic, and even she said "that would be lame if they did that".

The very least satisfying outcome is she is nobody.

DISAGREE

dimejinky99 wrote:

stip wrote:I've surprisingly been able to avoid the TV spots for this one (my overall excitement level is definitely less than TFA, despite the fact that I am convinced it will be an even better movie. Now that I have star wars in my life again I am not desperate for it and can just appreciate it). So if there are any essential spots or what have you that aren't spoilerly please highlight them

Stip. are you telling me you didn’t see the one

Spoiler: show

with Luke walking into the cockpit of the Falcon???

Cos if you haven’t you’re crazy. It’ll make you fuckin weep happy tears and ramp up your excitement to 11.

I actually didn't really give a shit about that. I also didn't react to the "Chewie, we're home" bit the way most people did, though. So, my opinion here is irrelevant. But Luke on the Falcon stirred literally nothing within me. I just don't care about that damn ship. I'd love to see it blown to bits in the TLJ.

durdencommatyler wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:

stip wrote:I've surprisingly been able to avoid the TV spots for this one (my overall excitement level is definitely less than TFA, despite the fact that I am convinced it will be an even better movie. Now that I have star wars in my life again I am not desperate for it and can just appreciate it). So if there are any essential spots or what have you that aren't spoilerly please highlight them

Stip. are you telling me you didn’t see the one

Spoiler: show

with Luke walking into the cockpit of the Falcon???

Cos if you haven’t you’re crazy. It’ll make you fuckin weep happy tears and ramp up your excitement to 11.

I actually didn't really give a shit about that. I also didn't react to the "Chewie, we're home" bit the way most people did, though. So, my opinion here is irrelevant. But Luke on the Falcon stirred literally nothing within me. I just don't care about that damn ship. I'd love to see it blown to bits in the TLJ.

The 'Chewie we're home' gave me the feels. Couldn't care less about Luke on the Falcon

Rangi Guy wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:[ytEv1aBt-_Zs4[/yt]

This is what I was thinking too

Oh my god, that laugh actually hurt.

durdencommatyler wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:

stip wrote:I've surprisingly been able to avoid the TV spots for this one (my overall excitement level is definitely less than TFA, despite the fact that I am convinced it will be an even better movie. Now that I have star wars in my life again I am not desperate for it and can just appreciate it). So if there are any essential spots or what have you that aren't spoilerly please highlight them

Stip. are you telling me you didn’t see the one

Spoiler: show

with Luke walking into the cockpit of the Falcon???

Cos if you haven’t you’re crazy. It’ll make you fuckin weep happy tears and ramp up your excitement to 11.

I actually didn't really give a shit about that. I also didn't react to the "Chewie, we're home" bit the way most people did, though. So, my opinion here is irrelevant. But Luke on the Falcon stirred literally nothing within me. I just don't care about that damn ship. I'd love to see it blown to bits in the TLJ.

I have never gone from loving someone so much to looking up their mothers home address to send her a plethora of the latest in dildo technology signed from her loving son and with pics of him trying them all out, in at least a week.

bune wrote:

Rangi Guy wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:[ytEv1aBt-_Zs4[/yt]

This is what I was thinking too

Oh my god, that laugh actually hurt.

I am watching rick and Morty. Google that equation for a clue to the answer.

dimejinky99 wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:

stip wrote:I've surprisingly been able to avoid the TV spots for this one (my overall excitement level is definitely less than TFA, despite the fact that I am convinced it will be an even better movie. Now that I have star wars in my life again I am not desperate for it and can just appreciate it). So if there are any essential spots or what have you that aren't spoilerly please highlight them

Stip. are you telling me you didn’t see the one

Spoiler: show

with Luke walking into the cockpit of the Falcon???

Cos if you haven’t you’re crazy. It’ll make you fuckin weep happy tears and ramp up your excitement to 11.

I actually didn't really give a shit about that. I also didn't react to the "Chewie, we're home" bit the way most people did, though. So, my opinion here is irrelevant. But Luke on the Falcon stirred literally nothing within me. I just don't care about that damn ship. I'd love to see it blown to bits in the TLJ.

I have never gone from loving someone so much to looking up their mothers home address to send her a plethora of the latest in dildo technology signed from her loving son and with pics of him trying them all out, in at least a week.

*shrugs*

durdencommatyler wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:

stip wrote:I've surprisingly been able to avoid the TV spots for this one (my overall excitement level is definitely less than TFA, despite the fact that I am convinced it will be an even better movie. Now that I have star wars in my life again I am not desperate for it and can just appreciate it). So if there are any essential spots or what have you that aren't spoilerly please highlight them

Stip. are you telling me you didn’t see the one

Spoiler: show

with Luke walking into the cockpit of the Falcon???

Cos if you haven’t you’re crazy. It’ll make you fuckin weep happy tears and ramp up your excitement to 11.

I actually didn't really give a shit about that. I also didn't react to the "Chewie, we're home" bit the way most people did, though. So, my opinion here is irrelevant. But Luke on the Falcon stirred literally nothing within me. I just don't care about that damn ship. I'd love to see it blown to bits in the TLJ.

I have never gone from loving someone so much to looking up their mothers home address to send her a plethora of the latest in dildo technology signed from her loving son and with pics of him trying them all out, in at least a week.

*shrugs*

I'm actually with Joey on that. There were plenty of TFA trailers that really got me, but that moment felt a little cheap.

I did see that Luke shot.

dimejinky99 wrote:Pro tip. When debating a professional and consistent Star Wars hater(but who claims to be a fan) on twitter , don’t use the term ‘you people’ until you’ve made sure he isn’t Jewish.
Made this mistake last night and he picked that ball up and he Fucking ran with it

Why the fuck didn't you say you were in a tweet war with Jacob fucking Sirof? You "you people'd" the worst possible person.