Red Mosquito

spike wrote:you always gotta shit before the shower, guys.

Oh definitely. Sometimes the body has its own ideas.

tree_ wrote:what'd the texts say

the cliff notes

epic shit

leg up on the stall

removed his sweatshirt

corporate TP

tree_ wrote:Anybody ever poop whilst showering? I haven't.

last night, one of my kids told me he pooped in the shower at his mom's house a few years ago, just because he wanted to see what would happen.

I love that kid.

dad wrote:

tree_ wrote:Anybody ever poop whilst showering? I haven't.

last night, one of my kids told me he pooped in the shower at his mom's house a few years ago, just because he wanted to see what would happen.

I love that kid.

What happened? Did he say?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.

Pushing more out now. This wipe is going to suck.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.

Pushing more out now. This wipe is going to suck.

Wouldn’t a ghost wipe be worse?

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.

Pushing more out now. This wipe is going to suck.

Wouldn’t a ghost wipe be worse?

Why is that?

Part of the suckage of mine was a bad poop yesterday that had already caused me to wipe my butt raw. And this one was a decent log and a half, then a bunch that's sizes were akin to a shorter but slightly wider twix bar.

Sitting down for my second session of the day.

spike wrote:Sitting down for my second session of the day.

Godspeed

Just took a few stool softeners and will focus on consuming an adequate amount of fiber today and tomorrow.

Woke up this morning and took unloaded about 3 days worth

that had to feel nice

i have been focusing on exercising more lately and trying to eat less/healthier

would have historically expected glorious high-fiber morning dumps but they have been a little underwhelming tbh

maybe a sign i am getting old

No poop yesterday. Holding out hope for today.

On my second drop today. The first was pretty good so I’ve got high hopes for this one.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:No poop yesterday. Holding out hope for today.

Well that escalated quickly. Was large and borderline cowpie-esque, but had some form. Still squeezing a bit more out.

Super average dookie this morning. I had a light dinner and a smoothie later in the evening. Not enough substance to work with, apparently.

I've let you down, team.

Ello Sailor wrote:Super average dookie this morning. I had a light dinner and a smoothie later in the evening. Not enough substance to work with, apparently.

I've let you down, team.

What are you having for dinner?

I'll probably cook a chicken curry with some steamed broccoli on the side. Basmati rice, obviously. People who prefer jasmine are wrong.

I'll be back to my donkey crapping ways in no time.

Ello Sailor wrote:I'll probably cook a chicken curry with some steamed broccoli on the side. Basmati rice, obviously. People who prefer jasmine are wrong.

I'll be back to my donkey crapping ways in no time.

Good call.

Been traveling since 6am. Got a bit out before that. Looking forward to acquainting myself with our hotel toilet soon.