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Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri September 15, 2023 9:32 pm
by Jorge
I was having an argument over text with my landlord about who's responsible for paying for a repair. At the same time, I was having a playfully sexual text conversation with my girlfriend. A few weeks ago she fell off a horse and had a minor concussion, resulting in a brief period of amnesia. I said "Try falling off another horse so we can have sex while we're strangers." 10 minutes later realized I'd sent it to my landlord
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri September 15, 2023 9:34 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri September 15, 2023 9:35 pm
by BurtReynolds
It might get that repair done.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri September 15, 2023 11:04 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 2:33 am
by tree_
Funny!
What else…
Why did the furnace blow a hot air (heir)?
Because it wanted to inherit a fortune
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 2:36 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Mods?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 2:11 pm
by Higgs
Man, I woke up this morning sore as fuck! Bark off my elbow and the biggest corky I've ever had on my thigh. It must have been where I landed on my keys in my pocket.
Not gonna do that sort of dumb shit again in a hurry.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 3:39 pm
by wease
Haha. Yes you will
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 4:30 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I've never heard the term corky.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 9:36 pm
by 96583UP
Life Goes On
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:01 pm
by bart
In Stamford CT for the night. Not a huge fan so far.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:04 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bart wrote:In Stamford CT for the night. Not a huge fan so far.
Did you get lost?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:10 pm
by bart
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:In Stamford CT for the night. Not a huge fan so far.
Did you get lost?
Tough to get lost in a city where the downtown is like a six block radius
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:11 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:In Stamford CT for the night. Not a huge fan so far.
Did you get lost?
Tough to get lost in a city where the downtown is like a six block radius
What are your evening plans?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:14 pm
by bart
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:In Stamford CT for the night. Not a huge fan so far.
Did you get lost?
Tough to get lost in a city where the downtown is like a six block radius
What are your evening plans?
Sushi and beer. Right now I am pregaming by watching karate kid and drinking water. What are you up to this evening, leonard?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:15 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:In Stamford CT for the night. Not a huge fan so far.
Did you get lost?
Tough to get lost in a city where the downtown is like a six block radius
What are your evening plans?
Sushi and beer. Right now I am pregaming by watching karate kid and drinking water. What are you up to this evening, leonard?
Sitting here
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:23 pm
by Ello Sailor
Jorge wrote:"Try falling off another horse so we can have sex while we're strangers." 10 minutes later realized I'd sent it to my landlord
Amazing. Can we get an update?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:24 pm
by Ello Sailor
Higgs wrote:Man, I woke up this morning sore as fuck! Bark off my elbow and the biggest corky I've ever had on my thigh. It must have been where I landed on my keys in my pocket.
Not gonna do that sort of dumb shit again in a hurry.
At least you didn't break a wrist. Our xtreme sports rimmers have been in the wars lately.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:24 pm
by bart
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:In Stamford CT for the night. Not a huge fan so far.
Did you get lost?
Tough to get lost in a city where the downtown is like a six block radius
What are your evening plans?
Sushi and beer. Right now I am pregaming by watching karate kid and drinking water. What are you up to this evening, leonard?
Sitting here
I hope you have a lovely time
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 16, 2023 10:34 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bart wrote:In Stamford CT for the night. Not a huge fan so far.
Did you get lost?
Tough to get lost in a city where the downtown is like a six block radius
What are your evening plans?
Sushi and beer. Right now I am pregaming by watching karate kid and drinking water. What are you up to this evening, leonard?
Sitting here
I hope you have a lovely time
Yeah
