Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

[stip]

Do you think someone walked in on Wendy Carlos' Twin during his first masturbation experience? that would explain a lot.

[Thejambi]

There are ways to ask me (or anyone) why I / they like this album without being rude, demeaning and insulting. Some people haven't realised that. I'm happy to debate the merits of this album with someone who doubts them, but let's do it from a place of mutual respect. The fact that I'm on RM rather than the Pit should be some evidence that I'm not the kind of unthinking Pearl Jam fan that gladly laps up everything they piss onto the floor.

Again, what's with constant paranoia and accusations? Let me reiterate the fact that you have no sense of humor, and need to get down off your high horse. I can't comment on anything without you crying like a little girl that I am being "demeaning". Most folks tend to either laugh or ignore it, as with most comments, but you take everything I say personally. I'm actually starting to enjoy antagonizing you because you bring it upon yourself.

The least you could do is own your comments.

[Thejambi]

Do you think someone walked in on Wendy Carlos' Twin during his first masturbation experience? that would explain a lot.

"Stop Laughing!"

[McParadigm]

Now, children...

[BurtReynolds]

I...I didn't fully grasp the importance of lubrication...

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

There are ways to ask me (or anyone) why I / they like this album without being rude, demeaning and insulting. Some people haven't realised that. I'm happy to debate the merits of this album with someone who doubts them, but let's do it from a place of mutual respect. The fact that I'm on RM rather than the Pit should be some evidence that I'm not the kind of unthinking Pearl Jam fan that gladly laps up everything they piss onto the floor.

Again, what's with constant paranoia and accusations? Let me reiterate the fact that you have no sense of humor, and need to get down off your high horse. I can't comment on anything without you crying like a little girl that I am being "demeaning". Most folks tend to either laugh or ignore it, as with most comments, but you take everything I say personally. I'm actually starting to enjoy antagonizing you because you bring it upon yourself.

If you don't like it, GET OVER IT. Stop acting like your intelligence has been personally insulted.

And you guys think I'm the one with too much time on my hands?

You sound like a defensive, paranoid lunatic. Get over it.

Our "rivalry" is based on an endless pattern of me saying something, usually a joke, and then you complaining bitterly. Don't fuckin' talk to me anymore.

You're a pansy with no sense of humor. Get over yourself.

Exactly! What's your fuckin' point?

[harmless]

There are ways to ask me (or anyone) why I / they like this album without being rude, demeaning and insulting. Some people haven't realised that. I'm happy to debate the merits of this album with someone who doubts them, but let's do it from a place of mutual respect. The fact that I'm on RM rather than the Pit should be some evidence that I'm not the kind of unthinking Pearl Jam fan that gladly laps up everything they piss onto the floor.

Again, what's with constant paranoia and accusations? Let me reiterate the fact that you have no sense of humor, and need to get down off your high horse. I can't comment on anything without you crying like a little girl that I am being "demeaning". Most folks tend to either laugh or ignore it, as with most comments, but you take everything I say personally. I'm actually starting to enjoy antagonizing you because you bring it upon yourself.

I respond to you when you write me posts. That said, I'd appreciate you not accusing me of being every little thing under the sun and then telling me I'm being accusatory. I also think you should probably get some more sunshine.

[McParadigm]

how do we feel about the new alter bridge?

[stip]

There are ways to ask me (or anyone) why I / they like this album without being rude, demeaning and insulting. Some people haven't realised that. I'm happy to debate the merits of this album with someone who doubts them, but let's do it from a place of mutual respect. The fact that I'm on RM rather than the Pit should be some evidence that I'm not the kind of unthinking Pearl Jam fan that gladly laps up everything they piss onto the floor.

Again, what's with constant paranoia and accusations? Let me reiterate the fact that you have no sense of humor, and need to get down off your high horse. I can't comment on anything without you crying like a little girl that I am being "demeaning". Most folks tend to either laugh or ignore it, as with most comments, but you take everything I say personally. I'm actually starting to enjoy antagonizing you because you bring it upon yourself.

If you don't like it, GET OVER IT. Stop acting like your intelligence has been personally insulted.

And you guys think I'm the one with too much time on my hands?

You sound like a defensive, paranoid lunatic. Get over it.

Our "rivalry" is based on an endless pattern of me saying something, usually a joke, and then you complaining bitterly. Don't fuckin' talk to me anymore.

You're a pansy with no sense of humor. Get over yourself.

I don't give a fuck what you think. GET A LIFE.

Anyone who says that ANYTHING on this album is "best since Yield" or "best since Vitalogy" should have their heads examined immediately. The praise for this album is really getting over the top. I'm starting to think that you guys will accept any pile of feces that is flung at you.

Exactly! What's your fuckin' point?

[Thejambi]

I...I didn't fully grasp the importance of lubrication...

Oh man when I discovered conditioner it was all over...

[Jorge]

how do we feel about the new alter bridge?

We'd like it if it was Eddie singing

[harmless]

Do you think someone walked in on Wendy Carlos's Twin during his first masturbation experience? that would explain a lot.

Who is this person?

[Thejambi]

Do you think someone walked in on Wendy Carlos's Twin during his first masturbation experience? that would explain a lot.

Who is this person?

Spoiler: show

[Birds in Hell]

McP once again echoing my inner monologue.

oh good more of this

[stip]

Do you think someone walked in on Wendy Carlos's Twin during his first masturbation experience? that would explain a lot.

Who is this person?

Maybe it was Wendy Carlos? Did we ever find out what happened to her?

[harmless]

how do we feel about the new alter bridge?

We'd probably find it alright if we were big fans of Ten.

[stip]

Do you think someone walked in on Wendy Carlos's Twin during his first masturbation experience? that would explain a lot.

Who is this person?

Spoiler: show

[McParadigm]

how do we feel about the new alter bridge?

We'd like it if it was Eddie singing

AllMusic called it "a hard rock sanctuary," and said that it "not only doesn't feel tired or stale, but is a monster of an album that makes a pretty solid case for being some of Alter Bridge's strongest and most dynamic work to date."

[stip]

McP once again echoing my inner monologue.

oh good more of this

time at work isn't going to kill itself.

[harmless]

Do you think someone walked in on Wendy Carlos's Twin during his first masturbation experience? that would explain a lot.

Who is this person?

Maybe it was Wendy Carlos? Did we ever find out what happened to her?

It's too frightening to contemplate.