Red Mosquito

Coach wrote:I want to see this AB shit show end in New England.

There you go.

no way. Is that fake, dude?

JFC it isn't fake.

Good times

LOL

Good fucking christ. Who lasts longer, Josh or Antonio?

Oh my god. Is he gonna play there for free?

Pats by 1,000 points every game this year. Gronk back by Thanksgiving, we hear.

I can't see this going well even in New England.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I can't see this going well even in New England.

then they'll just cut him. low risk, high reward

Coach wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I can't see this going well even in New England.

then they'll just cut him. low risk, high reward

They'll have set at least $9 million on fire if they cut him, according to the report.

My guess is if things won't work out they'll sucker a team into trading for him, a la Randy Moss, and let that team deal with his headaches.

AB should wear No. 81 with the Pats.

Coach wrote:Pats by 1,000 points every game this year. Gronk back by Thanksgiving, we hear.

At this point, I think there is something like a 4% chance that Gronk doesn't come back.

durdencommatyler wrote:

Coach wrote:Pats by 1,000 points every game this year. Gronk back by Thanksgiving, we hear.

At this point, I think there is something like a 4% chance that Gronk doesn't come back.

seriously, why not? He'll have to come in, make one big catch in the regular season, a couple in the playoffs, and basically get a free super bowl ring.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Coach wrote:Pats by 1,000 points every game this year. Gronk back by Thanksgiving, we hear.

At this point, I think there is something like a 4% chance that Gronk doesn't come back.

seriously, why not? He'll have to come in, make one big catch in the regular season, a couple in the playoffs, and basically get a free super bowl ring.

Isn't he skinny af now though?

verb_to_trust wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Coach wrote:Pats by 1,000 points every game this year. Gronk back by Thanksgiving, we hear.

At this point, I think there is something like a 4% chance that Gronk doesn't come back.

seriously, why not? He'll have to come in, make one big catch in the regular season, a couple in the playoffs, and basically get a free super bowl ring.

Isn't he skinny af now though?

yeah, CBD

Green Habit wrote:

Coach wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I can't see this going well even in New England.

then they'll just cut him. low risk, high reward

They'll have set at least $9 million on fire if they cut him, according to the report.

My guess is if things won't work out they'll sucker a team into trading for him, a la Randy Moss, and let that team deal with his headaches.

I really think AB just Kanye'd himself into a best case scenario. I think the whole thing was more or less planned and went exactly the way he wanted it to go. I won't be surprised at all if his "issues with the new helmet" completely vanish and are never heard of again.

Dude wanted guaranteed money. The Raiders were the only team that would give it to him. Then he didn’t want to work out in the preseason, and instead of just faking an injury, he made up a bunch of reasons why he couldn’t be there because he was worried about the hard knocks cameras exposing him. Then, when the Raiders took the steps to make his money no longer guaranteed, he took the steps to get released. Smart guy, bad at people, and doesn’t think things through all the way. He's literally the Kanye of the NFL!

That, or he really does have serious brain damage.

Either way, he's just like Kanye.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Coach wrote:Pats by 1,000 points every game this year. Gronk back by Thanksgiving, we hear.

At this point, I think there is something like a 4% chance that Gronk doesn't come back.

seriously, why not? He'll have to come in, make one big catch in the regular season, a couple in the playoffs, and basically get a free super bowl ring.

aw huh

He'd almost be stupid NOT to.