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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 8:56 pm
by verb_to_trust
dimejinky99 wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Who wants to tell them that Pearl Jam tour isn’t happening this year? Anywhere
Stop it please
Seagulls... stop it now
Seriously though. Not a hope this tour goes ahead. Look at it.
And they’ll pitch it as well want to keep you guys safe and healthy it’s not worth the risk’
Count on it
Definitely a lot of beards at Pearl jam shows
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 9:00 pm
by Bi_3
96583UP wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Have you seen the beard warning?
Hipsters gonna lose their minds.
Beards are reeeeeally bad fo spreading the virus
this virus is really hitting all the right demographics
- iranian leadership
- elderly republicans
- hipsters
who else needs some?!?!?
Everyone with a rose by their twitter handle.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 9:02 pm
by verb_to_trust
Bi_3 wrote:96583UP wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Have you seen the beard warning?
Hipsters gonna lose their minds.
Beards are reeeeeally bad fo spreading the virus
this virus is really hitting all the right demographics
- iranian leadership
- elderly republicans
- hipsters
who else needs some?!?!?
Everyone with a rose by their twitter handle.
Bloomberg Stans
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 9:10 pm
by dimejinky99
And it’s just arrived in Dublin
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 9:11 pm
by BurtReynolds
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 9:33 pm
by BurtReynolds
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 9:34 pm
by LoathedVermin72
We should replace the handshake with that in all scenarios anyway
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 9:54 pm
by Rob
BurtReynolds wrote:
I would rather risk corona virus than have to do this.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 10:17 pm
by Donald
At what point can we just start calling this the flu?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 10:26 pm
by Rob
Donald wrote:At what point can we just start calling this the flu?
Never. It's a corona virus.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 10:28 pm
by Donald
Rob wrote:Donald wrote:At what point can we just start calling this the flu?
Never. It's a corona virus.
So a different strain of flu then
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 10:41 pm
by wease
dimejinky99 wrote:And it’s just arrived in Dublin
I wonder how it could've gotten there, dime.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 10:54 pm
by Rob
Donald wrote:Rob wrote:Donald wrote:At what point can we just start calling this the flu?
Never. It's a corona virus.
So a different strain of flu then
No, it's literally a corona virus, not the flu.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat February 29, 2020 11:06 pm
by 96583UP
Rob wrote:Donald wrote:At what point can we just start calling this the Kung flu?
Never. that would be offensive to asians
ugh maybe but i really expected more puns by now and it makes SO much sense to call it this
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 1:18 am
by Bi_3
Bi_3 wrote:Bammer wrote:4/5 wrote:Does the coronavirus cause power outages or something?
People won’t be able to gather anymore - at places like ... power plants. So, yeah.
I don't think it's that serious. Most industrial systems are highly automated at this point (assuming someone doesnt conduct industrial sabotage or a cyberattack).
I would be more concerned about existing food deserts in cities getting restocked (warehouses are susceptible and the workers are unlikely to take off for fear of getting fired) and nursing home or full-time care residents getting what they need if medical staff are unable to work or redirected to care for sick kids. Hurricane Katrina might be a closer model to what to expect.
Not happy to be right here, but apparently there is major concern 50 people in a nursing home in WA have been infected
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 4:31 am
by BurtReynolds
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 4:35 am
by Bammer
BurtReynolds wrote:
That Eric Quach guy seems like a Grade A douche.
Burt, you’re a follower of his, are ya?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 4:44 am
by BurtReynolds
no. what's douchey about him? are you anti-yangang, racist?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 4:52 am
by verb_to_trust
All you really need is toilet paper and some canned goods. People need to calm down.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 5:11 am
by BurtReynolds
And get your prescriptions filled.
