BurtReynolds wrote:Housing prices. What the hell is going on?
Supply n demand baller
It’s always adorable when Burt encounters actual reality.
You've never experienced life outside of a gated community.
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 4:10 am
by BurtReynolds
You know what pisses me off? When you go to a hotel and they think you're some kind of sucker so they stick you in a room with an AC that's permanently set on 99 degrees.
But you know your shit, and you know how they try to fuck you. So you bitch to the front desk to change rooms and...hey! What do you know! A room with a functioning air conditioner just happens to be available! Well I'll be goddamned!
So now I'm in the freezing ice box that I so clearly deserve. But I shouldn't have to constantly jump through their hoops to get it! Don't make me complain to the help!
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 4:27 am
by spike
BurtReynolds wrote:
spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Housing prices. What the hell is going on?
Supply n demand baller
It’s always adorable when Burt encounters actual reality.
You've never experienced life outside of a gated community.
I got mortgages just like you!
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 12:32 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:You know what pisses me off? When you go to a hotel and they think you're some kind of sucker so they stick you in a room with an AC that's permanently set on 99 degrees.
But you know your shit, and you know how they try to fuck you. So you bitch to the front desk to change rooms and...hey! What do you know! A room with a functioning air conditioner just happens to be available! Well I'll be goddamned!
So now I'm in the freezing ice box that I so clearly deserve. But I shouldn't have to constantly jump through their hoops to get it! Don't make me complain to the help!
I have never experienced this.
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 1:47 pm
by Jorge
Yeah me neither
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:06 pm
by BurtReynolds
That's because you both probably stay at super fancy hotels.
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:11 pm
by BurtReynolds
These tricks used to work but I think they've adapted.
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:12 pm
by spike
How many times has Burt had bed bugs?
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:15 pm
by Jorge
BurtReynolds wrote:That's because you both probably stay at super fancy hotels.
Only the very best (Courtyard by Marriott)
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:17 pm
by BurtReynolds
I'm at a La Quinta.
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:28 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:I'm at a La Quinta.
What city?
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:28 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:That's because you both probably stay at super fancy hotels.
Only the very best (Courtyard by Marriott)
Hell yeah
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:29 pm
by Jorge
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:That's because you both probably stay at super fancy hotels.
Only the very best (Courtyard by Marriott)
Hell yeah
It's the Burlington Coat Factory of hotels
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
Burt vs hotel industry, 2022
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 3:00 pm
by tree_
has jorge ever stayed in a motel
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 3:03 pm
by bodysnatcher
tree_ wrote:has jorge ever stayed in a motel
Probably one of those renovated, really chic retro motels in California where celebs stay so they can feel like part of the salt of the earth, but it still costs $750/night and is very secluded.
Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Mon October 03, 2022 3:07 pm
by dad
has jorge ever stayed in a burlington coat factory?